How pathetic does a group of people have to be that fucking Frodo is the manliest looking one?

1  2018-12-04 by Jim-sucks-shit

31 comments

Rich vos dick bulge ????????

That's Sam Roberts.

Nope just Wal-Mart sweats

What a bunch of midgets.

The only dwarf missing is Rogan.

cute hobbit family.

Having the Lord of the Ring series on your on your filmography is pretty manly.

Is it is it?

MicroDykes

Sam would be an orc

Sam is an orc.

Does Jim own anything other than band shirts? And does anyone think he could name 4 Johnny Cash songs?

ring of fire, walk the line, folsom prison blues, hurt

make him name 5.

Nice handbag, Frodo

Holy shit. How is Sam the tallest one???

What a group of mutants

Elijah Wood is a good shit. I'm not sure if getting buttfucked by Hollywood producers as a child fucked him up like Corey Feldman, but he sure doesn't show it. His production company is cool too

They also did The Greasy Strangler.

Vos thinks his tattoos make him a man.

This is the second time in Elijah's life that he's been surrounded by hobbits.

Elijah does seems charismatic when surrounded by this group of characters.

Not a tall group

Elijah Wood/Height 5′ 6″

Floor niggers.

I bet you Rich tried to have a conversation about fedoras with Elijah.

He's the least hobbit looking person in the photo

Guarantee Sam is on tiptoes

"You have my Hacks!"

"And my Egg!"

Sam looks like he just blew them all the fucking jizz slurper.

Sweets tats bro.

Looks like female to male trans meetup.

It was kind of Jimmy to guide them to Mordor.