Where we at With the "Exposing Joe's Dishonorable Discharge and Stolen Valor?"
1 2018-12-04 by SpaceCaseBassFace
I think I remember at least two of you suggesting you'd requested his military records, one of you may have even had proof of said request. I know you guys wouldn't lie to us, you'd tell us if you would, genuinely.
27 comments
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-12-04
His military records came out to be genuine. He honorably retired as a 4 Michelin star general.
1 PresidentJonStewart 2018-12-04
You can only get 3 Michelin stars you uncultured faggot.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-12-04
Oh look, it's a fellow potato peeler.
1 lemskroob 2018-12-04
Panera Bread Baker.
1 rahtin 2018-12-04
Thank you for your service.
1 kingship75 2018-12-04
How important is the yeast?
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-12-04
And Joe can’t contribute towards anything worthy of any Michelin stars.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-12-04
It was obvious he'd been reading the sub and confessed on his Facebook his time in the service was short lived and he never flew planes, left the states, or saw any combat. Basically U.S. taxpayers paid for him to go skydiving a couple times and take up space at two different U.S. bases.
1 Psych555 2018-12-04
I'm a VETERAN!
1 EastSideDan 2018-12-04
So...so....so...what you're saying is....
1 Guatzelot 2018-12-04
Joe is a big bald brother leeching faggot cowboy who likes his cocks black and soaked in child saliva. He also got the girl.
1 Dennyislife 2018-12-04
Lady di's service of going off base in Florida to eat pizza and party is as valid as his
1 Kurt_Love 2018-12-04
Can you link that?
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-12-04
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10156766348064476&id=834319475
1 Psych555 2018-12-04
Tactical Communications System Operator and Mechanic, Level 1, Parachutist.
So he humped the radio. I thought he was a potato peeler?
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-12-04
He was less useful than a potato peeler.
1 Psych555 2018-12-04
Joe 'Pack Mule' Cumia, VETERAN OF US PEACE TIME. That radio wasn't going to carry itself around north carolina.
Thank you for your service.
1 Jungies 2018-12-04
...in case he deletes it
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-12-04
Knowing the military's hurry up and wait policy, it will probably be 6 to 8 months before anyone gets anything. It'll be a nice present for the Summer time if we are still here by then
1 Randal_X2 2018-12-04
u/CrozzCat had Joe's dishonorable discharge papers and the follow-up police reports of him panning his spouse, along with the following confiscation. It's all terribly real.
1 UNDERAGEGRAPIST 2018-12-04
They really are just dogshit human beings. Shameless and fucking evil and also embarrassing.
1 peckabuns 2018-12-04
Surely someone must have these important artifacts?
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-12-04
I can't agree with calling it "stolen valor" as he really did serve and all, but the way he trots out his military service like it's a special members-only discount card that entitles him to a degree of respect regular citizens do not merit is really fucking annoying. I mean it's loathsome when anyone does it but when it's coming from an enormous goober like Retard Joe it's even more enraging.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-12-04
You're right.
1 Psych555 2018-12-04
It's not like he was in a war, or even overseas. He served his country in his country. That's the equivalent of a dmv worker.
1 dmix 2018-12-04
Spending a year or two training at a military base doesn’t make you a veteran in my eyes.
1 hard_to_explain 2018-12-04
Joe served.
Salisbury steak every Tuesday.