According to the Big Apple Ranch google reviews, Joe Cumia is quite the ROCKSTAR!! WAY to GO BroJoe! The 82nd would be so proud!!?(if they knew who you were)

1  2018-12-04 by PhishInVa2

13 comments

1  McGowan9 2018-12-04

I love this place.

1  BreastWood_One 2018-12-04

Ted K seemed sincere

1  InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-12-04

Ted K is blowing it for the other serious reviewers with material like this.

1  Puppy_Action_Squad 2018-12-04

I love how the reviews barley mention the bar, but all wonder off into a detailed description of joe and how gay he is.

1  boringoneliner 2018-12-04

"spit martini"

genius

1  cro-magnon_sam 2018-12-04

Joe became the legend "hole filler joe" that night. He had a cock in every hole in his body, even his dick hole.

1  the-stugots 2018-12-04

This is God's work.

1  Kenn_Kennerson 2018-12-04

Men referring to other guys as "cute" like women do always makes me chuckle

1  Prof__et 2018-12-04

WeAreRadicallyGay you really left us hanging man finish the review

1  PhishInVa2 2018-12-04

“Needless to say we made love all night long. Thanks to the Big Apple Ranch i wouldnt have ever met this man who is now my main wang”

1  GayAdmanDonDraper 2018-12-04

"I have a thing for older Arabian men"

1  JoeCumiasFUPA 2018-12-04

I have no way of explaining why this is one of the funniest things ever made to anybody, and that’s the tragedy of it all.

1  PhishInVa2 2018-12-04

Dont you dare mention this place to anyone IRL. It will only lead to embarrassment and judgement (rightfully so)

1  PhishInVa2 2018-12-04

“Needless to say we made love all night long. Thanks to the Big Apple Ranch i wouldnt have ever met this man who is now my main wang”