Ted Nugent fan fails to get his attention

1  2018-12-03 by dropngo

43 comments

"Do you read these?"

Probably going to beg him to be on Ants podcast

The last one changes it from a "probably" to a clearly.

4 years ago fellas

I've never encountered a human being as consistently pathetic as Joe Cumia. He's the only person whose ignorance puts me into a rage.

He's spent the majority of his adult life idolizing his younger brother. That tells you everything you need to know about how truly pathetic this man is.

Let that be a lesson to you.

I never saw a man so dependant/obsessed with a younger brother. Let alone a 60 year old man so dependant/obsesed with a younger brother.

Joe secretly wishes that one day Ant will ask him to be a cohost on his show.

‘Think about it Ant, ma would be so proud of us. Her two golden boys telling the America how it is.’

He would then probably compare his many talents to how pasta sauce is made or something.

Joe is the target demographic for ol’ “Uncle Ted”

Aging, pedophilic, faux patriotic losers?

No but close. Aging, pedophilic, faux patriotic, CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL losers.

He is unabashed in his pathetic stupidity.

When I was 10 this is how I talked to girls on irc

you're still a fag no matter how long ago that was

Don't act like you're any better than that faggot

asl?

"This guy is an AWESOME musician because we share the same political views!! "

I bet @GregSmithBass fucking hates Joe Cumia.

Looks like Joe is adding Dang Patriots to his Pretend Time resume

"I love Ted Nugent like a brother! Maybe because they have both pursued underage girls for sex!" - Joe "Not A Pedophile" Cumia

Yeah Ted really puts in all on the line for his country...

And all in his pants

I hope Beavis gives him cat scratch fever.

It makes a lot sense that Joe's idol is a draft dodger who bragged about fucking underage girls.

But should shutting your pants really prevent you from serving?

I'm guessing Ted has a social media rep who is ignoring Joe. That makes it a little better for me.

Nana used to mock "uncle ted" back when he tried to be funny and didnt have to toe the conservative party line.

Does Joe ever take a day off from taking a day off?

MusicalWarriors

I sometimes have to take a break from reading his shit.

What a fucking loser

Eeeewww

Ted the Ped hasn't done anything of note since he embarrassed himself and a cringing nation with "Damn Yankees", yet remarkably his list of "accomplishments" since then DWARFS Joe "The Noisy Faggot" Cumia's. Joe wishes he could land gigs on the coveted county fair circuit like Ted does.

Okay, this is embarrassing

Ted Nugent adopted a child to have sex with and shit his pants to avoid serving his country.

Kid Spit Fever

"In ear shot"

Dear Ted,

I tweet you but you still ain't callin'

What a fucking tool.

How did anyone have sex with this guy?

Oof is Gift.