He's spent the majority of his adult life idolizing his younger brother. That tells you everything you need to know about how truly pathetic this man is.
Ted the Ped hasn't done anything of note since he embarrassed himself and a cringing nation with "Damn Yankees", yet remarkably his list of "accomplishments" since then DWARFS Joe "The Noisy Faggot" Cumia's. Joe wishes he could land gigs on the coveted county fair circuit like Ted does.
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1 Dr-Seepage 2018-12-03
"Do you read these?"
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-12-03
Probably going to beg him to be on Ants podcast
1 ThatFightBloke 2018-12-03
The last one changes it from a "probably" to a clearly.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-12-03
4 years ago fellas
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-12-03
I've never encountered a human being as consistently pathetic as Joe Cumia. He's the only person whose ignorance puts me into a rage.
1 AndRiseAgain 2018-12-03
He's spent the majority of his adult life idolizing his younger brother. That tells you everything you need to know about how truly pathetic this man is.
1 lowend73 2018-12-03
Let that be a lesson to you.
1 EastSideDan 2018-12-03
I never saw a man so dependant/obsessed with a younger brother. Let alone a 60 year old man so dependant/obsesed with a younger brother.
1 individual02 2018-12-03
Joe secretly wishes that one day Ant will ask him to be a cohost on his show.
‘Think about it Ant, ma would be so proud of us. Her two golden boys telling the America how it is.’
He would then probably compare his many talents to how pasta sauce is made or something.
1 CaptainR3dbeard85 2018-12-03
Joe is the target demographic for ol’ “Uncle Ted”
1 shredler 2018-12-03
Aging, pedophilic, faux patriotic losers?
1 CaptainR3dbeard85 2018-12-03
No but close. Aging, pedophilic, faux patriotic, CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL losers.
1 DryTeeth 2018-12-03
He is unabashed in his pathetic stupidity.
1 762x39mm 2018-12-03
When I was 10 this is how I talked to girls on irc
1 shredler 2018-12-03
you're still a fag no matter how long ago that was
1 InfamousDoubt 2018-12-03
Don't act like you're any better than that faggot
1 JUAN_DE_FUCK_YOU 2018-12-03
asl?
1 nomorecompromise 2018-12-03
"This guy is an AWESOME musician because we share the same political views!! "
1 GrandTefftAuto 2018-12-03
I bet @GregSmithBass fucking hates Joe Cumia.
1 StuttsyThePimp 2018-12-03
Looks like Joe is adding Dang Patriots to his Pretend Time resume
1 Icon_Crash 2018-12-03
"I love Ted Nugent like a brother! Maybe because they have both pursued underage girls for sex!" - Joe "Not A Pedophile" Cumia
1 MonsteRain 2018-12-03
Yeah Ted really puts in all on the line for his country...
1 butts_mckinley 2018-12-03
And all in his pants
1 Peckas1 2018-12-03
I hope Beavis gives him cat scratch fever.
1 no_one_inparticular 2018-12-03
It makes a lot sense that Joe's idol is a draft dodger who bragged about fucking underage girls.
1 dropngo 2018-12-03
Joe doesn't appreciate taking your left-wing shit
1 Kalikhead 2018-12-03
But should shutting your pants really prevent you from serving?
1 DickPunchOpie 2018-12-03
I'm guessing Ted has a social media rep who is ignoring Joe. That makes it a little better for me.
1 quasi100 2018-12-03
Nana used to mock "uncle ted" back when he tried to be funny and didnt have to toe the conservative party line.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-12-03
Does Joe ever take a day off from taking a day off?
1 AssholeinSpanish 2018-12-03
MusicalWarriors
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-12-03
I sometimes have to take a break from reading his shit.
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2018-12-03
What a fucking loser
1 -EmhyrVarEmreis- 2018-12-03
Eeeewww
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-12-03
Ted the Ped hasn't done anything of note since he embarrassed himself and a cringing nation with "Damn Yankees", yet remarkably his list of "accomplishments" since then DWARFS Joe "The Noisy Faggot" Cumia's. Joe wishes he could land gigs on the coveted county fair circuit like Ted does.
1 hard_to_explain 2018-12-03
Okay, this is embarrassing
1 Doug_Graves 2018-12-03
Ted Nugent adopted a child to have sex with and shit his pants to avoid serving his country.
1 holodog 2018-12-03
♪Kid Spit Fever♪
1 heyrube1979 2018-12-03
"In ear shot"
1 robocopsboner 2018-12-03
Dear Ted,
I tweet you but you still ain't callin'
1 cajunheat 2018-12-03
What a fucking tool.
1 cajunheat 2018-12-03
How did anyone have sex with this guy?
1 Billyassman 2018-12-03
Oof is Gift.