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ep 61 the good bad and ugly - from the opieradio website.

polished. production. swag. 'joey' intros a totally real opie radio voicemail on the 'call up and praise opie hotline' excited caller saying how great the show sounds. generic. whatever.

hold on hold on in the first fucking minute were off and running. stick in the spokes to talk about poundcake.

entemenanannanas at three minutes fucking idle talk with super energy.

430 mcdonalds and starbucks talk. with laughs and super energy.

' i didnt take a hard left off the road'

615 thats opie verbally steering the ship

i was going somewhere here but

630........ opie again verbally steering the ship

its not steering the ship if you take 5 exits off the highway sorry.

7 min who fucking cares about burgundy colors. say burgundy a few more times. they do.

730 who is this fake jim norton saying he hates burgundy?

burgundy burgundy. terrible color. i want to choke them with a piano wire. wine lexus no its not. its burgundy.

he said that in a way that sounded really familiar yet sounded so hollow.

747 jesus:

thats where i was going with that. at least you brought it all together.

a top five list of coffees wow radio staple. coffee talk is wal mart shopper conversation im sorry.

ten minute mark weve covered cakes burgundy and coffee. all with such energy and force. im struggling already just like EVERYBODY has ever said listening to Opie.

Opie broadly calls baristas dummies (autopilot thought) then he says

i love dummies though. we live in a pc culture if you take a shot at a dummy you have to follow it up with - i love dummies.

words hurt huh. see this isnt sirius anymore and if you want broad market appeal wait hold on, let me scroll up to the top of what i posted here what does it say??

Opie has come a long way from his shock jock days

coming along way would mean he dosent call them dummies to begin with dosent it?

if you do, you just move on keep going. but tim listens to every one of these and you want a paying job again at some point huh. shout out to the dummies. hahahahhahah teee heeee.

hey joey! greg! - this faggot is slow rolling away from the opie name like i said four years ago. gooooood for you.

at least fake jim norton is calling out opie for his beach house and shit. this fucking guy is trying to be norton. ferrari guy. that is america. IS IT? i dont even know who he is he never got introed, none of this got set up - to be fair they probably did but joey the producer or whoever cut it out either way.

okay fake nortons got a ferrari story. strap in!

hes going up behind people flashing ricers and riding their asses. this could get funny wait hold on.

hes racing all these subaru outbacks with stickers on their car. in a ferrari. from nj to ny. those highways musta been wide open for shenanigans huh. i used to drive a supra i fucking hate people who do this shit to me and you know who does this? HARD ONS. fake jim norton is a hard-on. this guy is crazy look out.

okay hes coming back from philly - hes just doing asshole shit in his ferrari putting on a show for kids in a van. hes not even telling the story; its like me in high school if i drove a ferrari and told the story.

'its fucking nuts!' IS IT? lots of unnecessary curse words in lieu of substance. and ENERGY!

dude with ferrari - interesting right? who is this guy? whats the deal?

alright so ten minutes in, this is the part where you ditch the coffee snoozefest and start getting into who this guy is im listening to and why is he driving a ferrari? does opie steer the ship lets see.

nope. the ferrari angle gets washed away.

'hahahhaha thats awesome good times good times' and we move on. as a listener 10 mins in im dying here. pull me back in.

so we go from ferraris to - opie steers into 'have you ever thrown golf balls on the highway? ugh.

which leads to

i got a. i got a. great story about snowballs.

hes calling the shot, here we go strap in. great story on its way:

ugh they cant even start the story without giggling over themselves. opies setting up himself the geography of the story. centerport on a busy highway. fake norton jams the stick in the spoke of story momentum so he can trash opie for no reason.

everything opie had as a kid was shitty.

then we spiral quickly into the drunk hitting the house story. my ears hurt from their screaming at each other. theyre not talking theyre pumping everything up.

now were talking about the crashes at his house. im waiting for snowballs asshole you said its a great story.

i dont mind opies stories but the energy and fake nortons super excited adlibs.

talking about the family and how they like air conditioning. now were onto air conditioning talk. fuck route 25 crashes lets go right into air conditioning. do you like air conditioning?

i hate air conditioning

oh i love air conditioning.

high school level conversation. break room at wal mart conversation.

fake norton has a great story about air conditoning - which was not a story. he did a thing, turned on the ac, got a desired result. 10 second story which again, couldve went somewhere interesting.

we are now at the 20 minute mark. full disclosure - i have been burnt completely out by idle chit chat from 'wal mart shoppers' low level surface level conversation grrrrrates me insanely bad. cant walk away fast enough.

its a wal mart conversation. opie and fake norton are on a date they barely know each other, and we are hearing them doing first time friend conversation with SUCH ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21 mins in opie remembers he pumped up and sold his snowball story so he lets us know he hasnt forgotten. that was a statement not to fake norton but the listeners.

his extent of self awareness 'on radio' is strictly technical. not with the content.

and for no reason because were talking broadly about 25 and road crashes now Captain Ahab dove right into talking about his dad and his death because of course he is. weve gone 3 different directions in minutes there is zero focus all energy.

omg this is fucking great. fake norton is laughing through his dad death story. 'sorry i cant joke about that' thanks for the handbrake. fake norton gets all serious because hes not stupid - he saw the conversation drive straight into a not fun dead end that opie brought up. he yells basically 'hey fix this in post' and thats when the producer interjects into the audio and transitions into some generic royalty free guitar like youre watching QVC.

i cant do this anymore 22 minutes in.

its fucking college radio folks.

the show is opie makes friends and the conversation is expository i like this, no i like this.

i could bear the idle conversation honestly but the biggest problem is the energy. im not a fucking idiot. youre pumping up air. this is the same shit i heard on sirius with opie's solo show. static electricity.

eliminate the fake laughter, tone down your voices, sit back. RELAX. talk about what youre gonna talk about but ditch the over the top shit.

and they wont because regular radio is a rube industry. ive heard lots of rubes talk about morning radio shows across the country and bottom line - it is what it is.

god bless the poor souls who do these recaps. i spent one hour on twenty minutes.