Guys with better mental dexterity than Joe Cumia

1  2018-12-02 by McGowan9

58 comments

Poor Paul Dano.

Bobo's Anglo cousin

I really hate dumb people. Sure kid, admit to killing this chick and you'll be watching Wrestlemania in no time.

To be fair, they probably let them watch wrestling in the clink. It's not like it's boxing or UFC or something that would increase aggression.

They sure as fuck wouldn't be buying a pay per view. All I ever saw was sports highlights and some really long Cirque du Soleil thing on CBC.

Don't know anything about wrestling, last time I watched it I was about 10 and it was people like Hacksaw Jim Duggan and the Ultimate Warrior. Forgot they were PPV events as find it hard to believe anyone would watch it for free let alone pay for it.

What were you in for if you don't mind me asking?

I had a meth head neighbor who thought it was a good idea to repeatedly lip me from his window so I beat the shit out of him one morning and his dog ran away and he immediately called the cops. It wasn't that bad. I did weekends but I wouldn't stuff kinder eggs up my asshole so nobody liked me.

Did the fuck try to blame you for his dog being badly trained?

I think he was mostly mad that his bluff got called in a painful way and the dog running away was just the cherry on top. It was a cool dog, some big mastiff thing. I have no clue whether or not he got it back.

Hopefully you beating him up in front of it led to the dog's total loss of respect for its master. Just openly urinating on his bed and ignoring his commands.

Giving his wife some dog dick

That was happening before the ass kicking.

Mommy look, a guy who thinks he's Jim Norton.

Rape

Did you see any Heritage Minutes or the Calgary Stampede?

A shitload of Heritage minutes. Here are my personal favorites:

"Now the people will know.. we were here" hilarious, inhuman smile

Toast eez burning!

Ha Ha Holy Shit!

I liked the Winnie the Pooh one, and the guy who invented basketball with the peach baskets, and the old guy having to push the ball out of the baskets with a broom stick.

Great memories!

The basketball one is hilarious. They had a hundred year old man climbing a ladder to retrieve every ball and bitching about it every time. Why didn't they cut a hole in them to begin with? When they did, why didn't they cut it up higher on the basket so the ball would have fit through without needing to poke it with a stick? Let that old fuck sweep the floors and go home and rest and fall asleep talking to a picture of his long dead wife.

I had a roommate who was into wrestling, they don’t do PPVs anymore, or at least they didn’t as of 3 years ago. It was a Netflix model, you paid $10 a month for the WWE Network and that includes all major events like Wrestlemania, Royal Rumble, etc.

My thoughts exactly. No pity from me whatsoever

Danish and O’Neill’s impression of this faggot and his retarded mother is fucking funny

Those fucking guys kill me with garrison and lake wobegon

They love them some reverend ham

I know we're not allowed to say positive things here, but their podcast is consistently good

This guy makes Bobo look like Tesla

To be fair they've both at least kind of committed fraud before.

Nikola Tesla, dummy. Not the company/ Elon Musk.

Tesla is in Russia now?

Tesla's got Aids?

That's who I was talking about. Like definitely, believe me.

This guy makes me want to run over Bobo with a Tesla.

You never see a serial killer with a fashionable haircut

Serial? That dunce is a one and done fuck-up.

Bundy's haircut was probably hot shit in the 70s.

Dahlmer too.

Jeff was a bit of a dreamboat.

He was a hit in the POC community.

There was a saying in Milwaukee's black and Asian gay communities - "Go home with Jeff Dahmer and end up with holes drilled in your head and your genitals in a stewing pot."

That’s that Midwestern gay hospitality.

Always a bed and a warm meal on offer, whatever the circumstances.

When I'm having a bad day I occasionally think of that poor Asian fag who actually escaped from Dahlmer and was still handcuffed up but managed to find so police officers who didn't have the right handcuff keys and brought him back to Chalmers place in some backwards ads retarded moment and left him there to be killed.

That's a bad fucking day

They literally walked that poor gook back to his death.

Super Nintendo Chalmers.

Haha best way to point out that typo

He and Anthony have the same skin.

reddit loves this mong and is utterly convinced he's completely innocent, despite the damning evidence that he helped dispose of that dead chick at the very least

Personally I'm baffled as to why (with the American prison system doubtless filled with innocent people, some of them surely black men) a couple of left-wing cunts decided to make a documentary about two guilty as hell, white trash dumb shits. And why so many people lapped it up.

Regardless of whether or not they did it, they’re dumb worthless people from a dumb worthless family and I’m glad they’re in prison.

I'm going to have to go ahead and agree with you, LiberalPussy

Not only make a documentary about them, but neglect to mention some of the most damning evidence that sealed the guilty verdict.

They chose the facts to tell a story

i never watched this shit but is it as obvious as the guilty towel head from serial? that dude was so obviously guilty. The only thing making it interesting was all the weird ass lies his friend made up.

Anyone who's clearly guilty but can do a good job spinning a "political prisoner" narrative will get a ton of support. Mumia Abu-Jamal, Leonard Peltier, Assata Shakur for example.

He wouldn’t be out of place at a compound party

The best part of the new series of this was how the other older murderer gets exploited on national television by Dr Phil and a woman he thought he was in love with. Stupid fat fuck thought being famous for being a murderer is the same as being famous. Definitely similar mental capacity to Joe and Anth

Who the fuck is this guy

Erock from the O&A show.

yaaaahhhhhh

Don't know anything about wrestling, last time I watched it I was about 10 and it was people like Hacksaw Jim Duggan and the Ultimate Warrior. Forgot they were PPV events as find it hard to believe anyone would watch it for free let alone pay for it.

What were you in for if you don't mind me asking?

Did you see any Heritage Minutes or the Calgary Stampede?

I had a roommate who was into wrestling, they don’t do PPVs anymore, or at least they didn’t as of 3 years ago. It was a Netflix model, you paid $10 a month for the WWE Network and that includes all major events like Wrestlemania, Royal Rumble, etc.