"On that occasion, I had offered a special handshake, one I learned from a Native elder on reservation land at the edge of the Grand Canyon. You extend your thumb forward during the handshake to feel the other person’s vital spirit energy -- the pulse."

1  2018-12-02 by BeigeFrequency

17 comments

“If I hug you I might want more.” Sounds like one of Ant’s lines

Just an awful choice of words for him. This is an absolutely horrible idea for him to combat the allegations in this way. That plea will get picked apart by those he is catering to and he will always be seen as Space Cosby. He’s done.

Stole it from Jerry Sandusky

He discussed it at length with Jim and he thought this would be a good offense. In fact, Neil loved the Permanently Suspended foreword so much he asked Jim to edit the statement.

Damn, just the name Space Cosby is enough to destroy him

I don’t know. I took a a look at regular Reddit (just a peak) and they are absolutely loving his response. I guess it’s really hard to gauge what will be popular with those woke idiots.

Black scientist, floppy666. Understand that just one of those checkboxes gives you immunity here. You know he is incapable of wrong doing in the eyes if the autistic majority

Cosmosby

fat black science dork is actually an awkward virgin mind blown

Joe DeGrasse Tyson.

It's never good when you're accused of rape and instead of simply denying it you wax poetic about some slightly related shit. Also he's black so it's already a given.

Ah yes, Well you see, sexual harassment and being of African American decent is like string theory

Black people can't be rapists

Wordy cunt.

When its some Cosby/Weinstein shit going on get the pitchforks but don't whip it out for every C.K. or Tyson. I think at the end of this we'll realize we all have more than a little bit of egg on our faces and enough shame to go around. What I'm saying is, believe all women.

For a supposedly smart guy, how could he possibly have thought it was a good idea to write all that.

In George the puppet’s voice: “GUILTY”

Black scientist, floppy666. Understand that just one of those checkboxes gives you immunity here. You know he is incapable of wrong doing in the eyes if the autistic majority