The Rocket's Conundrum
1 2018-12-02 by TheRocketRosenthal
The Rocket has been training hard, real hard. But the Rocket has a problem. I don't know who my opponent will be and we are only a week out from "What's Good for the Goose is Good for the Slammer". Isn't there anyone out there who wants to take a shot at glory, even if it means certain defeat? Isn't there someone who wants to play the Rocket's game and leave the ring lame? Come at me, friends and enemies alike. Surely we can light the fuse and send the crowd into orbit. Houston, you have a problem.
15 comments
1 satsamsit 2018-12-02
This is so gay, it's straight, and then gay again.
1 BelgiumJimmy 2018-12-02
Go over to the Ellis sub
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1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-12-02
The Rocket vs. Zombie Ultimate Warrior
1 TheRocketRosenthal 2018-12-02
Number 1 Rocketeer! Good to hear from you!
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-12-02
I honestly don't get the bit. Are you supposed to be a professional wrestler? You can't come up with wrestling PPV funnier than "what's good for the goose is good for the slammer"?
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-12-02
I thought Slamtacular was good.
1 TheRocketRosenthal 2018-12-02
It isn't the Rocket's problem that you can't string two thoughts together. The Rocket is the embodiment of the human spirit. What all are capable of but few, perhaps only one, can truly realize. You have a problem with who the Rocket is? You step in the ring. Also, I don't name the ppvs, I just stun the crowd and cash my paycheck, more than you will earn in your lifetime. Houston, you have a problem.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-12-02
Tsss, classic Rocket
1 enzo_trash 2018-12-02
I’ll fuck your ass and make you humble
1 DNStorage 2018-12-02
This is pedo gay
1 FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2018-12-02
eat shit dwarf
1 TheRocketRosenthal 2018-12-02
You wanna run that dumpster you call a mouth or do you want to get in the ring and square off. Your choice.
1 JohnDough911 2018-12-02
I hope you burn to death. You’re a fucking idiot.