The “Jon drinks dog semen” theory has been floating around since May 30, 1990, ever since eagle-eyed fans noticed that—at the conclusion of a strip where Jon once again futilely flirts with Garfield’s veterinarian, Liz—Jon drinks dog semen. After all, it’s telegraphed right there in the punchline, where, after Jon helps himself to an ostensible cup of coffee, Liz drolly responds, “Congratulations, Mr. Arbuckle. You are going to give birth to a fine, healthy litter of puppies.”
Ignoring the fact that Liz has some pretty mixed-up ideas about the mechanics of animal husbandry for a licensed veterinarian, the intent here seems fairly obvious. What else could possibly be the joke, if not the idea that hundreds of tiny dog sperm are now worming their way through Jon’s digestive tract? Clearly, Liz had just finished jerking a dog off into a coffee cup, and consummate goofball Jon accidentally drank it.
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1 ASimpleKeikaku 2018-12-01
The “Jon drinks dog semen” theory has been floating around since May 30, 1990, ever since eagle-eyed fans noticed that—at the conclusion of a strip where Jon once again futilely flirts with Garfield’s veterinarian, Liz—Jon drinks dog semen. After all, it’s telegraphed right there in the punchline, where, after Jon helps himself to an ostensible cup of coffee, Liz drolly responds, “Congratulations, Mr. Arbuckle. You are going to give birth to a fine, healthy litter of puppies.”
Ignoring the fact that Liz has some pretty mixed-up ideas about the mechanics of animal husbandry for a licensed veterinarian, the intent here seems fairly obvious. What else could possibly be the joke, if not the idea that hundreds of tiny dog sperm are now worming their way through Jon’s digestive tract? Clearly, Liz had just finished jerking a dog off into a coffee cup, and consummate goofball Jon accidentally drank it.
1 FedallahX 2018-12-01
I have no idea where this came from, but it's hilarious
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2018-12-01
Av club
1 enzo_trash 2018-12-01
no duh
https://imgur.com/gallery/gL1LAh6
jon loved that shit
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-12-01
jon def fucked nermal
1 Jungies 2018-12-01
It probably went as a job lot to the publisher - print, electronic, and movie/TV rights all in the one contract.
I bet the video game rights are still open, if anyone wants to make one - maybe Pacman, with Ant chasing Dani around the maze.
1 Pud_Suckley 2018-12-01
They already made it. This guy chases you around a creepy mansion and tries to bite you.
1 Drumchapel 2018-12-01
Pacman? Pockmarkman
1 deumae 2018-12-01
I Have No Couth And I Must Tweet
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-12-01
Pretty sure that thread with that and the Missy moving to Seattle shit was fake news.
1 TacolasCage 2018-12-01
I gotta nana on my prepubescent daughter!
1 WayneRooneysHairPlug 2018-12-01
They have been optioned to Paul O
1 quasi100 2018-12-01
whatever happened to the "reality show" he was working on
1 Dagidugidai 2018-12-01
I just had a weird thought - doesn't who ever make the movie need BeigeFrequency's permission since he was the first to do an Anthony Cumia movie?
1 danTHEdikc 2018-12-01
Public Parts
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-12-01
Hunger Games 4: The Feeding of Nana
1 BundyJr 2018-12-01
Reddit needs to make the movie
1 theblindingape 2018-12-01
Full Moon Features or Troma??
1 misstheolddaysfan 2018-12-01
So everyone believed that summary thread eh?