A few nuggets from Ant on the JRE

1  2018-11-30 by BelgiumJimmy

He optioned the movie rights to his book

KtC “owns” part of Compound Media

Missy is moving to Seattle at the first of the year

He plans on sending Opie a Christmas card “or something”

He hasn’t talked to Jimmy in three weeks

Ronnie won’t be a guest anymore on the Compound Media platform

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I don't know if you're making that up or not because it sounds too good to be true. Jim and Ron hate him now? lol

Stop loying.

"He optioned the movie rights to his book"

Even Uwe Boll refuses to direct this dreck.

Herzog would be perfect.

Grizzled Man

john waters

David Lynch

Polanski would be the obvious choice.

Movie rights. Yeah fucking right. He probably actually believes he'll attract famous conservative actors/producers/directors. No one who's not a desperate zilch wants to be associated with you, Anthony, unless they want to commit career suicide. You're a pariah and en embarrassment to conservatives.

they would cast the captain phillips nigerian pirate

I was thinking Lil Wayne, but that would work too

Gran torino 2 - kazakhi pederast

They already made Sicilian vampire!!

why are you politicizing this you nerd

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James Woods is ghoulish enough to pull it off. But the SJWs might raise a stink over a white actor playing the role of a minority.

OP is being a faggot bitch and just making stuff up. I just scanned through the episode and heard none of this

Yeah but it's a great bit. Like when that loser was pretending he was reporting live from the Kuhn trial.

th-that wasn’t real?

No. Real scumbag move.

it was probably part of the book deal

How do movie rights even work? Can I not make a movie about O&A (not that I wanted to), just because someone wrote a book about it?

Missy is moving to Seattle at the first of the year

And I'm a not-broke-yet, formerly slightly famous, some-say-sexy older guy in the area. I'll see what I can do.

Definitely wave the fame and money part in front of her on Tinder. That starfucking prostitute will be all over you. Lock up your valuables and change your locks when you break up with her though.

What's the evidence that she's a starfucker?

fucking dave kreig over here

I can't wait to see who he pays to be his "girlfriend" next

Hope she’s age and looks appropriate.

He's gonna have to set his location range to mordor to accomplish that on tinder.

I don't think they have an elementary school in Emyn Muil.

Nobody lives there, why would they?

Age.

"Age?"

Ronnie won’t be a guest anymore on the Compound Media platform

Was it Ron's decision or did Ant say he no longer wanted him to appear? My guess, Ant will hide from Ron while playing it off as a business decision. The Free Speech Network (as long as you don't trigger Nana).

Missy is moving to Seattle at the first of the year

If she has knowledge of his pill popping, sexual proclivities, and Ant's other secrets, then she has to be getting a six-figure pay day. She can look forward to 4am drunken lisping phone calls asking her to come back to him. I hope she goes catshit crazy and lets out some good info.

Missy would be welcomed to share her opinions on Ant here anytime.

she can also share her salty sweaty asshole with my tongue

This may have been a Sirius decision, they don't want Cumia on their platform and vice versa/likely the same for their 'talent'

I can imagine Sirius management telling Ron and him not even questioning it.

Ron is a very loyal guy I can’t imagine the bosses forbidding him would go over lightly.

Probably Ron more concerned with Ant trying to heron his 5 month old granddaughter more than anything.

Jimmy is a more interesting one. Once again, what the fuck does Jimmy do all day outside the radio show and 20 minute sets at the Cellar? Other than edge??

That's the weirdest part of it though, you can check the Cellar's appearance list online every night, i do alot because i enjoy going there. But I've never once seen Jimmy on the bill. Maybe i just miss his slots but I've never seen him there once. So I'm not even sure what he's talking about when he says he does sets every night in NY.

Humble brag

What's the bragging part?

He's just mad that I'm thin enough to leave the house

He uses a fake name. It came out on the show once.

He hangs out with literal whores (who he doesn't fuck csuse they're his friends) and watches them drink Cosmopolitans he pays for, while they all talk about cocks.

6 figures? Nigga..

She got too old... Keep up.

We should buy the movie rights and make the true movie starring some sort of a goblin-like actor. It'll be like raging bull, only about the downfall of a man with pedo-like tendencies that's fond of trannies.

Idris Elba should play Cumia

Way too handsome.

Poofter

Nah it's time for that guy from the boat movie to finally get another role.

Look at me. I’m the radio host now.

Beetlejuice maybe

He plans on sending Opie a Christmas card “or something”

Opester, if you read this please post the video of you throwing the card in the trash.

"Haven't talked to Jimmy in 3 weeks."

"I'll probably send Opie a Christmas card"

Did anyone else read into this? Looks like trouble in Worm/Anth paradisem

That fruit remembers exactly how long it's been since he talked to Jimmy. But his wet brain thinks he's been off Twitter a year.

4 months probably feels like a year to that addict.

That can’t be right. Jim is a FIERCELY loyal guy, no way he would choose his zero effort Sirius paycheck over his best friend of 20 years.

Ant and Jim are doing Chip together next week. I dont think theres any bad blood

There is bad blood between them (AIDS infected)

So Jimmy and Nana have beef?

Jimmy feeds nana the beef.

What do two bottoms do? Do they just smash their assholes together?

Double dong, just like "Requiem for A Dream", but more depressing.

what did he say about ron? i missed that part

Yea that one stood out to me, I'm sure a clip of it will be up by tomorrow.

It would be interesting to see what Joe has to say about Ron, he's like one of those guests that are actually too successful to go on.

ass hole

I can't sleep and just wanted to discuss the night. I was at the office late and have only been home a hour. Sorry I basically didn't help your question

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Looking forward to Dean Cain as Nana on the big screen.

“Permanently Suspended” “ The Movie” starring Robin Williams corpse as Anthony Cumia.

An unauthorized biopic of Nana would actually make for an amazing dark comedy.

nice timestamps, stupid

I believe Gavin owned part of CM, and Cumia was trying to get Opie to invest in it too. There's lots of dumb millionaires out there.

Anyone have a timecode for the Ron thing? I thought i listened to almost all of it, must have blacked out or something.

Hope she’s age and looks appropriate.

Missy would be welcomed to share her opinions on Ant here anytime.

This may have been a Sirius decision, they don't want Cumia on their platform and vice versa/likely the same for their 'talent'

6 figures? Nigga..

Look at me. I’m the radio host now.

She got too old... Keep up.