Ant on Dave Landau just now: "He's got a great wife, a beautiful kid."

1  2018-11-30 by RapistWithHIV

Not a beautiful wife & a great kid. A great (big fat) wife & a beautiful (delicious) child.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0oQR1Gn1rmN

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He also mentioned that he's had Gavin's kids over to his pool. Wonder if they got some private hot tub time with "Uncle" Tony.

Ant likes his kids white.

Was she a great big fat person?

Most people reverse those descriptions.

feed mrs landau

she's a great big fat woman

ok help a faggot out here...I am very aware that this sub from time to time likes to draw attention to Mrs Landau's immense carriage but I must have missed the origin cause I've never been clear on exactly why.

amy schumer + miss piggy - mrs. landcow

I'd absolutely love my talent to be qualified by having a wife & kid

does he matarese have a kid? poor fucker, imagine him as your dad, christ