r/opieandanthony: Joe, I challenge you to a guitar duel

Joe, I challenge you to a guitar duel

1 2018-11-30 by Single_Action_Army

I'm sick of your old, pedophile ass talking nonstop about "we musicians." You're not a musician, Joe. You read guitar tabs and can't even support yourself after 50 years at your "craft."

Rules: We each get 5 minutes of soloing over the same backing track. No gay pedals. I'll get either a private or university music teacher to judge it.

If I win, you have to admit you have to delete your twitter. If you win, I'll stop spying on Layla in the bushes.

Do it, faggot. Or puss out like everything you do in life.

69 comments

1 Themenwithnoname 2018-11-30

I support this💯

1 shimshammcgraw 2018-11-30

What ya got against guitar tabs?

1 fatshamers 2018-11-30

They're fine if you're just starting out or just play for fun. But if you're a "professional working musician" and can't learn by ear, that's pretty bad.

1 shimshammcgraw 2018-11-30

I see what you're saying.

1 lowend73 2018-11-30

Civilian

1 shimshammcgraw 2018-11-30

Retard.

1 dumbshowreference 2018-11-30

Can we get an example of your guitar skills?

1 Single_Action_Army 2018-11-30

I once played the whole intro to Smoke on the Water and only made 8 mistakes

1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-11-30

Why would you possibly want to get rid of his Twitter? That’s an endless source of stupidity and loffs for this sub.

1 Whiplash91 2018-11-30

One and only time we would root for that useless piece of shit

1 SibHashian13 2018-11-30

This was my first thought as well. His twitter is sacred around these parts of you ask me. In fact, he should be verified in my opinion

1 yevyoyevyo 2018-11-30

He is verified in the court of public opinion. A verified spit drinking, cosplaying, libtard hunter

1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-11-30

A card carrying racist but certainly NOT a pedophile

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-11-30

Don't worry. His kind don't stick to deals and conditions anyway.

1 kingship75 2018-11-30

THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE!

1 Puppy_Action_Squad 2018-11-30

The winner also gets to kiss me on the lips (I hope you win)

1 aRTie02150 2018-11-30

I'm throwing my hat into the ring.

1 i_saw_nothing 2018-11-30

I'm sure you could just kiss /u/Puppy_Action_Squad if you just asked nicely.

1 kingship75 2018-11-30

You should take u/Puppy_Action_Squad out to dinner first. Then, if you're feeling close to obsessed, maybe lean in for a little smooch.

1 Chicken_Buttholes 2018-11-30

Can I watch

1 Whiplash91 2018-11-30

One and only time this sub would root for that useless piece of shit

1 jewboy409 2018-11-30

/u/Puppy_Action_Squad is /u/Single_Action_Army, we have another porcelain boys.

1 Puppy_Action_Squad 2018-11-30

Different people, I'm Australian and either one of us doesn't have a pateron. I also can't play guitar to save my life.

1 jewboy409 2018-11-30

I am working on a documentary to expose you.

1 Puppy_Action_Squad 2018-11-30

I'll do anything I can to help you.

1 Clamdilicus 2018-11-30

Where did you get such a cute name

1 rcharliesam 2018-11-30

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

1 i_saw_nothing 2018-11-30

https://youtu.be/kY0P6o_FLEk

1 draganaughtz 2018-11-30

He plays in cover bands and acts like he is the actual band. That’s the biggest prick move you could do.

1 Mikekekeke 2018-11-30

I still support Legs Zeppelin.

1 Opesterino 2018-11-30

im horrid at guitar even tho I been playing for almost 25 years. can I get involved ?

1 Virginia_Beach 2018-11-30

I've been playing for 23 years, and I should be MUCH better than I actually am.

We should start a band that only covers 2U songs.

1 Opesterino 2018-11-30

a cumia tribute band ? sign me up! anyone have the tabs to 'Oh Dara' ?

1 lowend73 2018-11-30

Its 3 chords if that, you're not playing a very intricate musical piece

1 oneamongst2113 2018-11-30

I've been playing for 2 years, and am much better than most grown men.

1 jubbytime 2018-11-30

That’s a tough one man.

1 TARE_ME 2018-11-30

Be careful. Remember the last guitar challenge? The loser ended up a Jew in the nut house. Tread lightly.

1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-11-30

It was so bad it made him jewish?

1 TARE_ME 2018-11-30

Yes. I lost the birth lottery, I'm just trying to warn others about the traps (((we))) set.

1 AlchemyWizard 2018-11-30

Challenge Joe in something he’s a real expert at. Like child spit drinking or peeling potatoes while pretending you jumped out of an aircraft over Normandy.

1 donald_kingsley 2018-11-30

or dressing up

1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2018-11-30

No, we need a better prize if you win but otherwise I'm all for making this a real thing. You do realize though that he sounds JUST LIKE ERIC, right?

1 [deleted] 2018-11-30

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1 Nun-Puncher 2018-11-30

I volunteer to judge this I classical guitar degree

1 Toss__Pot 2018-11-30

I just picked up my guitar for first time in ages. I like the fact this sub is a multi-media operation:

Music, News, Documentaries, Podcasting, Investigative Journalism... & most of it focused on the demise of a few degenerates.

1 boringoneliner 2018-11-30

you just know that joe is legit afraid.

1 Virginia_Beach 2018-11-30

Joe's secret weapon, the pentatonic scale.

I've been playing guitar for 23 years and am not impressed at all with Joe's "soloing". It's as basic as it gets.

Not saying Jimi or Clapton are basic, because they created the riffs, but to copy them note for note, is fucking bland and boring.

1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-11-30

And I challenge Daniel Ben Dovid to a Guitar Hero duel

1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-11-30

I'll enhance the deal a little bit:

Each contestant gets a Fender Twin and DOD overdrive. That should be able to handle most contemporary boomer pop hits (which is the only thing Joe will play). Since we're only doing overdrive pedals, U2 songs are out.
The songs themselves CANNOT be generic noodles you hear every time you're in a Guitar Center/Sam Ash. The solo can still be pop, but it has to be deep-track pop or NON-pop star musician based (Yngwie Malmsteen, Satriani, King Crimson, etc.)
At the start of the contest; both contestants will flip a coin. Whoever wins the coin toss gets a beautiful Telecaster on loan from the Fender museum, sanded in all the right areas. The loser of the coin toss has to settle for a B.C. Rich/Washburn hybrid, with the highest gauge titanium Ernie Ball strings, with the action raised 1 1/2"-2 inches off the fretboard, with the humbuckers taken off and an "I'm A Fag" sticker on the body.
Also: The loser of the coin toss MUST play his entire solo in pitch-perfect pinch harmonics
The loser of the contest MUST SINCERELY APOLOGIZE for everything they've said in their entire history on the internet, and profess their admiration for r/opieandanthony, while admitting that it was more right than wrong.
The winner of the contest gets to use the other persons home studio, at their own discretion, for one month. Even if its just to take a giant shit in the middle of the room and never clean it.

1 oneamongst2113 2018-11-30

Yngwie is an overrated, one trick pony, faggot.

1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-11-30

I'm not saying to like any of these men; I'm just trying to add challenge to the contest.

1 oneamongst2113 2018-11-30

I wasn't attacking you in any way brothaman. Sorry for the perceived hostility, let me buy you an ice cold grape Shandy sometime?

1 Tom_Stall 2018-11-30

The solo can still be pop, but it has to be deep-track pop or NON-pop star musician based (Yngwie Malmsteen, Satriani, King Crimson, etc.)

They're not playing someone else's solo, they have to compose their own one over a backing track.

1 Clamdilicus 2018-11-30

That's beautful.

1 Tom_Stall 2018-11-30

Why do you think Joe reads tabs? He seems to be too old for them to be around when he was learning.

Also "no gay pedals", what kind of shitty rule is this? No distortion unless it's from turning a tube amp up to 10, distortion channels on modern amps are the same as having a built in pedal. Also lil reverb/delay should be acceptable, just a lil taste.

And 5 minutes of soloing? Fuck that! have 3 tracks of 1min 30 secs to 2min long.

Also this is gay as fuck.

1 the_barroom_hero 2018-11-30

Pedals are for faggots. Get a tweed deluxe, turn it all the fucking way up.

1 lowend73 2018-11-30

It's just like the movie Crossroads

1 68rouge 2018-11-30

I got a great big white boy by the name of Jack Butler

1 GrandTefftAuto 2018-11-30

Can he use his DIGITECH...uhhh...Looper?

1 Leofan7 2018-11-30

SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO if YOU lose will YOU STOP visiting the TERRORIST subscription sites reddit and imaguuuur?