You know, being called a torpid sloth is actually a compliment, as they are cautious and considerate in every move they make.

1  2018-11-29 by Ilovemesomereddit123

In a regular Steve Irwin over here

11 comments

1  NguyenLevin71 2018-11-29

Torpidity is completely normal for a sloth. It’s basically like saying “regular guy”.

1  SlothFactsBot 2018-11-29

Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!

Up until about 10,000 years ago there existed several ground sloths such as the Megatherium. This species grew to about the size of an elephant!

1  3stepsbackward 2018-11-29

Must be why Opie was E-Rock's hero.

1  Ilovemesomereddit123 2018-11-29

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.

1  Phkna1 2018-11-29

No need to bring Schumer into it.

1  Ilovemesomereddit123 2018-11-29

I'm just quoting how it was used. Please don't shoot the messenger.

1  NguyenLevin71 2018-11-29

Oh, I know, just adding to your point, not criticizing ya.

1  Ilovemesomereddit123 2018-11-29

Fair enough. I didn't mean to sound prissy. My apologies

1  Phkna1 2018-11-29

The sloth is playing chess, not checkers. It has mastered the game and need not act with haste.

1  SlothFactsBot 2018-11-29

Did someone mention sloths? Here's a random fact!

Sloths actually make for excellent swimmers! While in water they can slow their heart rate down to one third its average pace! They can also move about three times faster in water with their version of the doggy paddle.

1  TheDarkFezRises 2018-11-29

This just confirms the story about fighting a Frenchman under water.