It's cold out here.

The only 14 year old Nana never attempted to groom.

You should be put to sleep, you piece of shit.

Fucking best line ever said on that show.

Patrice's genuine disgust to hearing the monster's thoughts on fucking 14yo children...

When someone says they'd fuck children if not for the rotten law & social stigma......you probably look at them very differently after that.

What episode was that?

https://youtu.be/3gg6hl71vbA?t=3268

*13

never sold out

He didn’t have the chance to.

Nice provocative username, stupid.

Yeah he did

Nigga knew about the (((BEAST))) and he died for hacky comic's sins. He starts talking about it at around the 9 minute mark

Lol ok faggot.

haha I love Patrice, but have you seen Web Junk 2.0? shockingly terrible

stand in front of green screen, shit on web videos, make 6 figures

i forgive him

good point

Him basically telling Spike Lee to go fuck himself was legendary.

Yeahhhhh Jim and Patrice did Furry Vengeance for the script. Although they did say the set was fun maybe good movies aren’t fun to be on set of. I’m sure if he wanted too he could of gotten a lot more roles after The Office and Arrested Development but he prob got a reputation I remember him saying he complained about a trailer as a joke and they called his agent saying does he have a problem.

You can dock an aircraft carrier between those chompers! RIP

a strangely dressed man stepping out of a cloud of mysterious smoke to slap that last fateful glass of kool aid out of patrice's hand is how we know time travel will never eist

YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO USE A CUP AND A HALF OF SUGAR, PATREEKY!!!

The most Legendary of Negros

r.i.p. patrice

The worship of this overrated bore is mind boggling.

I'd tell you if i was a contraian, honestly and genuinely...

I do remember bitching and moaning whenever he was on about how loud he is and people skipping the shows. None of that now that he's dead. So he wasn't universally loved back then, not even close.

I get that. A lot of shows have loud moments and sometimes they drive me nuts. The thing is, it's when I'm doing more than one thing at once. When you're listening to a show as background for a few minutes, then it erupts in volume, it's like a knife in my central nervous system. But every time that happens I know it's on me for multitasking like a faggot.

He wasn't loud generally, it was just that laugh that sounded like some retarded high pitch mating call of a seal.

I take it you see the Bobo up and down game clip with Patrice that is universally beloved as .... overrated.

Read this palm you gypsy bitch

What's my horoscope now ho

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

"Yeah... read these tea leaves" - the Opster's follow up. He was right there with him, brothamen. It's a pity he's not with him now.

They were a comedy team, Patrice was never as funny without the Opster

He was the King Kong to Opie's Empire State Building

Nice piece Op' !

HOLD ON. Those bi-planes were diabetes, RIP fat black man

I can't argue ole nana was funny with patrice, but norton was fucking awful the few times they were in together.

what?

Someone tell that quasi faggot to suck my lady dick.

This dude forever changed how I approached women. In his appearances and Black Phillip shows, his point of view demystified women to me and allowed me to approach them without the normal crippling fear.

Crippling fear of women isn't normal you fucking dork.

also that shit only works on hood rats who are half a retard from they weave kill brain cells.

Watch out this guy's rolling in it!

It was normal to "him"

Let’s be honest here: the guy paid to support a woman and her kid who wasn’t his, allowed his girl to fuck other guys, and attempted to pass it off as being a “player.”

His $.02 on women not being shit is spot on, but he was far from what the redpill acts like he was.

Still the funniest guy to ever live though.

Wrong, swinging was his idea because he wanted strange, he just had his ego in check to allow his lady to fuck strange dick so he wouldn't be a giant hypocrit since Von is hot and we was a mess. These were his exact words and he never lied I'll take his word over your misguided analysis.

He talked about how his girl’s sex drive was too high for him to keep up with. So instead of getting into shape and properly fucking her, he allowed other guys to bang her.

Patrice was an unfuckable mess. I doubt women in the swinging community were lining up to blow a 350 pound black guy.

Some truth there, but he also said as he got older, sex wasn't as big of deal as it was when he was younger.

What you're forgetting is Von loved him and women have a different kind of love than men not superficial so even though he was a mess she loved him because he was Charming hilarious and a winner-- you listen to the shows you know this :)

So yes, she could fuck other dudes, but he got on his man period, and was allowed supervised/tandem strange. Sounds like an equal deal to me.

As he got older? That shitstain WUZ nearly the same age as me. He’s been dead for seven or eight years, I’m not. I fucked twice today.

Did you make him cum or nah?

Von's hot?

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Patrice might say "You're better than her" but maybe you aren't after all.

A day of watching Patrice O'Neal videos is a day well spent.

What about a day of dreaming that you were Humongous?

He literally gave everything for a Klondike bar

I only listen to old O&A clips with Patrice. It doesn't even feel like he's gone. I listen to his voice every other day

As long as we carry him in our hearts, he will never die, brothaman.

RIP Lumumba

FREE LUMUMBA!!

***FREE LUMUMBA!!

FREE LUMUMBA!!

Was Patrice so powerful that he could break down his logic with his own logic? I guess that's like asking what the square root of a million is; no one will ever know. RIP Big Fella

I can't tell if you're being serious. A thousand times a thousand isn't the hardest thing to remember.

Hit the Patrice wall back in September. Fucking sucks cock know I'll never hear anything new from him ever again.

He would be hated if he was alive.

We would love him and that's what matters

We would eventually hate him.

Nope. He was GOAT

We might not hate any of them if Patrice was still around. Everyone feared him or at least what he was capable of when he was behind a mic or on tough crowd, or at the cellar. I think he balanced out the OandA universe. We will never see his like again.

That's very true.

Love ya, miss ya

It still hurts, bros.

back in the XM days, this guy helped me develop the 10% of self confidence i needed to be a good dude who now has found and can takes care of a girl that fits with my life. i was going no where romantically before black philip, now (at 33) the show makes me cringe a little, but damn...feel like i owe him a lot. RIP you fat girl. your teeth should have a block party and get to know each other.

Overrated. Women = bitches. Me = right. You = wrong. Repeat.

You = faggot.

Name one point that he was arguing in regards to women that he was wrong? I'll be here all day...

I'm sure you will be

Now he's just a box full of garlicky chocolate pudding.

REMINDER: Dave is so jewish, he has pyramid dust on his hands.

Also: Patrice would be digested with the state of all three men of O&A

Unironically looks better than Anthony.

I miss Patrice. I listen to the Black Serial Killer bit every week.

He is pretty much forgotten though, thats part of the tragedy.

You're trying too hard bud. You don't have to agree with him but he had a point of view and his logic was spot-on and hilarious.

Thanks for the reminder Bill. Jesus, get over it. He's dead.

There's not a day that goes by that I don't wish it was Nana instead.

His nose looks like an African bitch squatting to take a shit.

I really think if he havent died he could have changed the fate of the show, he loved confrontation and would not have let these guys desend into total faggotry. He would have either fixed it or killed them himself loll

Props to The Destroyer for all those late night phone calls keeping Patreeky focused on his craft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKWNDCCc1Is

"when you put it like that bobo....."

I think Patrice wouldn't survive the current pc climate. He'd be talking about bitches on some show. Before you know it he's 'quoted' to obscurity.

Still listen to him almost everyday.

"We're gonna need a triple XL purple suit and a really big casket"

I wonder if this sub could ever turn on patrice had he not dropped dead

A dead nigger arrives at the gates of heaven. Patrice laughs and says "you think they'd let you in here anth???"

I miss negro funny man

I'd tell you if i was a contraian, honestly and genuinely...

I do remember bitching and moaning whenever he was on about how loud he is and people skipping the shows. None of that now that he's dead. So he wasn't universally loved back then, not even close.

Crippling fear of women isn't normal you fucking dork.

Let’s be honest here: the guy paid to support a woman and her kid who wasn’t his, allowed his girl to fuck other guys, and attempted to pass it off as being a “player.”

His $.02 on women not being shit is spot on, but he was far from what the redpill acts like he was.

Still the funniest guy to ever live though.

Patrice might say "You're better than her" but maybe you aren't after all.

That's very true.

what?

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