and that's how you executive produce.

why's he sitting with his legs crossed on a fucking couch? stupid prick i hope he dies

His obese rectum just swallows anything within a foot of it

Why does this 60 year old man need Keith to be with him in every interview. It's getting weird.

Nana's probabl paying for him to travel along with him. Surely only eating into the little profit the book will make. I like to imagine there's some Stockholm Syndrome in their relationship.

KtC: "Travelling across country, Anthony? Well of course I need to come..and of course you'll pay for my first class flight, hotel and expenses, right?"

Nana: "Y..y..es HAHA! My pleasure...I really want you to come. Wouldn't be the same without my right hand man.."

KtC: "Good..good. You know what happens when you make me angry right, Ant?"

Corrupt KtC grins, his hand balling into a fist. Nana flinches in fear like a coward.

What is the basis for their relationship? I remember hearing him mentioned once or twice on old O&A clips but he was never this prevalent

Uninhibited anal penetration and Columbo.

Keith is a crooked sociopathic ex-cop with a low IQ, just the kind of person Nana needs around to take care of his dirty laundry and protect him from the real world

Keith’s wife takes care of Nana’s actual dirty laundry.

He was a caller

Without grifter Keith, Anthony would still be sitting drunk and crying on his couch after getting fired from Sirius. He is a truly lazy and useless nigger with absolutely zero drive and needed a chubby ex-cop to give him a kick up the ass.

He is also scared of Keith and hero worships him simultaneously. They also have some kind of weird homo thing going on whereby they like to hang out in known homosexual communities like Fire Island and West Hollywood.

Without Keith, Anthony would have no show. He would also probably be several hundred thousand dollars better off. He would almost certainly have drank himself to death already though. We wouldn't have had all these hilarious moments seeing Anthony's life and career burn but, on the plus side, the old mongrel would be out of his misery.

Nana is a pissy eyed bitch. It needs all (difficult) stuff as laundry, phonecalls and luring taken care off.

As much of Keith is serial bungler. I bet he milked Nana for tens of thousands, maybe even more.

Nana maybe 60, her development stopped at 13.

Hes like a trafficked eastern European girls pimp

Even if he has to travel with him, why is he part of every interview? Who the fuck wants to hear what that retarded faggot thinks of Ant's book? I'd be surprised if he could even read.

Keith and Kenny are examples of why I think Cops are pretty stupid overall. I have no respect for them.

I have a similar sentiment with teachers. As a kid I looked up to teachers as responsible, smart people. Now, I have clients and opposing parties who are teachers and they tend to be the biggest fuckups and basket cases I see.

Every teacher I know is on drugs. They don't drug test teachers.

Stop and think about that..

Thought about it....

.....now pull on your bag and think about it....

lol my cousin's a doctor, she's out every other night getting eckied out her nut

What kind of fag country are you from, son?

Every lawyer I know is a functioning (most of them) alcoholic but then they're all corporate at A&O, Standard Chartered etc. I'd be drinking myself to sleep too stuck in that tedium.

It is one of highest substance abuse professions, regardless of practice area.

I was an English major so most of my classmates went on to be teachers, and hardly any of them had any interest whatsoever in actually educating or helping kids, they just needed a job. That’s why teachers are almost universally lousy at their jobs.

Why the fuck is his shirt still on? This shit ain't funny

I do actually now believe that his liver is dying and he's getting that pop belly full of liver juice.

He has more people interviewing him than fans going to book signings

This might actually be good if it is a lot of O and A talk without Nana's anti-Opie posturing.

I'm beginning to think Ant sleeps in those clothes. Tony Two Shirts barrel ass faggot.

Hahahah holeee shit! Look at all the booze in front of him! Bert has a soda & Keith a coffee.

There’s a kiddie pool full of xannies behind the couch.

Is that crosslegged barefoot on a leather couch? Yuck

Two guys with a drinking problem and some asshole.

I haven't sat Indian style since I was 10.