Anthony Cumia, circa November 2018

1  2018-11-28 by ChanceArm

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I have to say, the semblance is uncanny

Looks like Rumpelstiltskin

Shitskin

Ruffled-chips-skin

It's so lifelike.

I thought it was a photograph.

Amazing.

He does these impressions, you’d think it was the real person!

"I've been called sexy"

thinking about injecting pure testosterone into my veins for a couple years in my 50s

While it will ensure you don't get the doughy Nana body, it will also almost guarantee you a massive, chest buster of a heart attack.

I say go for it.

What did he say?

Something about shooting pure testosterone when he gets to his 50s so he doesn't turn into a nana

Or just try not to drink bud lite every moment that you're awake, and also try to get even a little bit of exercise and do not lust after children.

HOLY SHIT HA HA HA HA

(http://magaimg.net/img/15dn.jpg)[He is looking like on of them]

"....and maybe kiss you :)"

;)

I'll never get tired of this line. Every time I read it, I hear Chris Hansen reading it in my head.

Its really is strange that he has interviewed Chris Hansen multiple times, even on his own Compound show, while sending DMs to underage girls that read exactly like something from TCAP

Do you think he's farting in that chair?

Come on dude - think egg

Yuck. It's in me mouth now.

Can I offer you an egg in this tryin' time?

no real talent here, all he did was take a real photo and traced it. anyone could do that.

You're the Shell Silverstein of faggot drawings.

Sheldon Allan "Shel" Silverstein was an American writer known for his cartoons, songs, and children's books. He styled himself as Uncle Shelby in some works.

shuuure he did

No matter what angle I view this from, the eyes follow me. Spooky!

Its my own Mona Lisa

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Haha, it's funny because I'm supposed to hate him! I get it!

Its funny if you do like him. So no you still don't get it sorry. Nice try with the hate though brothaman

The thing is its actually so close to the photo that i had to keep looking back and forth at the photo and this and the only difference was the photo didn't have the buzzing of the egg. But I guess that's because Anthony's egg opens up and you stick your dick in it according to him

Anthony Sheckelstien

Can someone refresh my memory how we found out about his vibrators?

Cool video, but they left out the best part. His lie about what it was and what it’s meant for.

An egg that you put your dick in? Wtf is he talking about? He could have just said its a vibrator an ex left over or some shit. What a lying sack of shit

That’s crazy. At 0:15, you can hear Ant use that same weird effeminate voice he used when he answered Danny’s call that one time.

The neverending treasure trove that is Danielle Brand's narcissism.

He really does look like a living Stephen Gammell illustration.

I don't like how many of you can capture his gruesomeness through drawing.

Cumia needs to retire to the big BRAAAAAPS Barn in the sky

Roald Dahl’s “Nana and the Grooming Factory”

Legitimately laugh out loud

Does remind me of something out of The Twits now that you say it.

You even got his strange forearm.

I gotta be honest, that arm has been bugging me ever since seeing that photo. Did he injure it and lose muscle mass or something? Was it always like that and we never noticed? Its fucking strange man, and I don't like it.

I don't mean to be a fag here and ruin the joke but that same photo of Anth was being uploaded here while being progressively more photoshopped and scary. The weird thin-in-the-middle forearm was added by one of us autists. Mind you, it wasn't like he looked ripped in the original either.

ant really is a greasy grabbler

Dude has the arm definition of a snowman

you spelled van heusen wrong but otherwise great work