Ant’s “girlfriend” looks very interested in hearing about an old man talking about slowing down in his old age.

1  2018-11-28 by jkrick13

23 comments

Seriously get that bitch a neck brace straighten that shit out wtf

She doesn’t need a brace, she needs another bump to perk her up

It's funny the Hulkamania Whore didn't start wearing sleeves until she goes to Southern California where the weather doesn't require them.

That has to be embarrassing to get introduced as his GF. Everyone knows its a gold digger situation but will be polite and not mention it. Ant gets to parade her around to show that "this old man get younger puss" and she gets looked at as a low self esteem cum dumpster for a washed up old shock jock just to pay the bills.

She looks even worse since he cheated on her, then she trashed his house, stole from him, and he had her arrested. Her self esteem is so low (and she's such an obvious prostitute) that she took him back after no one else would have him after he assaulted the chick he cheated on Missy with and went to jail.

Wasn't missy the one he assaulted?

No, she'd have snapped his neck.

It was Dani.

No, that was Dani Brand, Vinnie Brand's daughter.

Excuse you her name is Dani Golightly, as in, “Go lightly Ant, you might break a hip.”

Dani was the one who’s ribs he punted.

Is that Keith or E-Rock sitting next to Missy?

The couch looks intact, so it might me Keith.

It's Ritchie the cop.

"I mean, I GUESS I could fuck him.... He's got most of Anthony's money anyway"

I think we can all agree it's the wallet.

I’d love to cum all over that turtle face.

Your right, Keith’s face is very turtle-ish,

Whatever room they’re in looks like a Mexican cartel torture room. Someone’s about to get funkytowned.

I loved that Joey couldn't be bothered to remember Keith's name. It started as Keith, then wandered into "Ralph," "Steve," and an assortment of other "_______ the cop" variations.

Which one is the girlfriend? They’re both fucking him.

Prostitute.

Is that turtle hibernating yet?

Also, Joey was talking about getting old & not wanting to go to ball games anymore, obviously Anth just HA HA...'d & agreed, but doesn't turtleface like being taken to games?