Although I don't dispute your checklist... What cut of jeans should a dude over 35 wear? I can't get used to the look/feel of any of the following: skinny cut, tapered and or cuffed, high waters, clam diggers, joe rogan manSpanx stretchy jeans.
I wear boots from fall to spring (red wing casual styke, mid height hikers, and similar). I hate the feeling of walking around with the entire boot showing like Arthur Morgan. Not Jnco or bell bottoms, but enough room in the lower leg to cover the top of my footwear and land at the ankle when standing.
Well taper gives your legs the best look but if they’re not working for you, and skinny are too skinny, try a straight fit. I think that’s just a bit less baggy than bootcut so you can look like a cool dad.
All of those don't fit my birthing hips and thick quads (I'm not fat 6' 2" ~200lbs max). Maybe I resort to one of those online tailored clothes companies that I hear about on podcasts.
For regular Levi 501 jeans I would have to get a 40" waist, just for my upper legs and calves to fit... then need a jethro clampet rope belt tied tourniquet tight.
All of my non-tailored pants are "relaxed fit" which fit decently in the legs but I can't walk out of the house without a belt.
I’m just a very old whigger from the early 90’s, so I could never wear those tight pants I see these young faggots with. We used to laugh and call those jeans “nuthuggers.”
"Oh! Hey, Sue! Small world, huh? Didn't think I would bump into you here while I was waiting to go to the next part of my big book tour. Yeah, I'm an author now.
Number #1 on Amazon...COUGHingeneralbroadcastingCOUGH."
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1 Bluesmoky 2018-11-28
In this profile he looks almost identical to my uncle John who, oddly enough, drank himself to kidney failure.
1 BergStonewall 2018-11-28
How’s he doing these days? Has he heard of Compound Media?
1 Bluesmoky 2018-11-28
He's the exact demographic CM targets but he's dead, you see.
1 quasi100 2018-11-28
He really went from normal out of shape middle age man to "Larry king" body in the span of a couple years.
1 dresden312 2018-11-28
its the HGH bloat
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-11-28
Thats's crippling depression and alcoholism for you.
1 ohpizzawow 2018-11-28
I was going to say he looks like my friends dad named John that is currently drinking himself to death
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-11-28
"Hi, John..."
1 LamarThePotato 2018-11-28
Scouting the streets of West Hollywood seeing what's up.
1 Themenwithnoname 2018-11-28
or in desperate need of money and fun.
1 Brocktoon_in_a_jar 2018-11-28
“I’ve got mah Haash Piipe!”
1 Sternacthegreat 2018-11-28
Cumia, portrait of an elderly hustler.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-11-28
Now that I would buy
1 Jungies 2018-11-28
Button that shirt and add some Brylcreem and he could be my local Italian barber on smoke break.
"Hey, you married? Of course not! How-a you gonna get married with a head like that, eh? Come inside..."
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-11-28
Nice ascites, stupid
1 Kizzner 2018-11-28
Bootcut jeans ✔
Two shirts ✔
Nana glasses hanging on hos shirt like it's still the 80s ✔
Shitty footwear ✔
Lost in obscurity ✔
1 DerpalSherpa 2018-11-28
Although I don't dispute your checklist... What cut of jeans should a dude over 35 wear? I can't get used to the look/feel of any of the following: skinny cut, tapered and or cuffed, high waters, clam diggers, joe rogan manSpanx stretchy jeans.
I wear boots from fall to spring (red wing casual styke, mid height hikers, and similar). I hate the feeling of walking around with the entire boot showing like Arthur Morgan. Not Jnco or bell bottoms, but enough room in the lower leg to cover the top of my footwear and land at the ankle when standing.
*#DadJeansGorLife???
1 Brocktoon_in_a_jar 2018-11-28
Well taper gives your legs the best look but if they’re not working for you, and skinny are too skinny, try a straight fit. I think that’s just a bit less baggy than bootcut so you can look like a cool dad.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2018-11-28
How about just original straight cut instead of bell bottoms
1 DerpalSherpa 2018-11-28
All of those don't fit my birthing hips and thick quads (I'm not fat 6' 2" ~200lbs max). Maybe I resort to one of those online tailored clothes companies that I hear about on podcasts.
For regular Levi 501 jeans I would have to get a 40" waist, just for my upper legs and calves to fit... then need a jethro clampet rope belt tied tourniquet tight.
All of my non-tailored pants are "relaxed fit" which fit decently in the legs but I can't walk out of the house without a belt.
1 Leofan7 2018-11-28
Just get the $10 Walmart jeans like the rest of us regular schnooks.
1 DerpalSherpa 2018-11-28
Stretchy waist Wranglers are in my closet.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-11-28
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-a57b409abbe37e7547ddca17c53caa04-c
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-11-28
I’m just a very old whigger from the early 90’s, so I could never wear those tight pants I see these young faggots with. We used to laugh and call those jeans “nuthuggers.”
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2018-11-28
Are you really asking the fat faggots in the sub fashion advice?
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-11-28
SAMS CLUB jeans, my smart shopping Brothaman.
1 tunisianknifer 2018-11-28
Nice old man, stiff beer stomach, stupid
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2018-11-28
fuckin’ way she goes...
1 dropngo 2018-11-28
"Oh! Hey, Sue! Small world, huh? Didn't think I would bump into you here while I was waiting to go to the next part of my big book tour. Yeah, I'm an author now. Number #1 on Amazon...COUGHingeneralbroadcastingCOUGH."
1 LookyLookyMissCookie 2018-11-28
when did he get so old
1 dropngo 2018-11-28
Post-July 2014, he's been aging in dog years.
1 schmuckOnWheels 2018-11-28
He really looks like shit in this video. It's one thing to watch him in front of a microphone but it looks like alcohol has ravaged him.
1 Dreamteam420 2018-11-28
Those glasses,man.Has he been called sexy?
1 NguyenLevin71 2018-11-28
“See this parking meter? I didn’t feed it and now I’m looking at a steep fine. Whoops, ahah, whattayagonnado...But hey, I can afford it..”
1 SomervilleDan 2018-11-28
Cruising West Hollywood with his man servant. Nothing gay about that
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-11-28
Dyke-uhl Madsen
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-11-28
Anthony should break into that hearse parked behind him and just lie down.
It's over, Johnny.
1 VicDumb 2018-11-28
His torso is longer than his bottom half.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-11-28
Shit happens
1 MonsterSteve 2018-11-28
This fruit should have a pack of Marlboro rolled up under his sleeve
1 dropngo 2018-11-28
Actually, I think Kools or Newports would be a better fit for him.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-11-28
“Hey, Sthailor! It must get lonely on that ship. My mouth is a place for good times.”
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-11-28
He looks like he would have a limp
1 LitteringAndy 2018-11-28
He is lame.
1 the-scrooge 2018-11-28
This guy fucks