JOE "Final Word" CUMIA

1  2018-11-28 by Every1ShouldBKilled

118 comments

So if your payed to rape kids you get a Joe “pass”.

payed

Thank you!

  • Joe Cumia, upon hearing that racists can in fact enter legal contracts

He blames us for all of their problems. Maybe you guys are having issues because you and your brother are niggers that can't stop committing crimes. God I hate this loser.

Joe is the genius who said the first thing a responsible gone owner would do is yell "were the fuck is my gun". So of course someone here sending that video to the police is like trolling or something idnk the mental gymnastics are exhausting

Nice spelling, stupid.

Give him a break, he's a douche-nozzle.

It's our fault that Anthony bit his girlfriend and kicked her ribs like a football.

Obviously.

They ruined Anthony Weiner's career and Andrew Breitbart was probably using that picture as collateral so they wouldn't kill him. A man is dead because of them.

The ruined several radio shows facebook pages and hurt the feelings of many others

Exactly. They encouraged the "pests" to do terrible things which were done anonymously. Laughed about it. Praised the "O and A army".

It's the same crowd, they've just turned on the show. Shit, we even consume our own. Ask /u/Porsalin.

Sorry to say that OnA are the ones who taught the dog to be so vicious. Now it's clamped down hard on them.

Let's not pretend it wasn't hilarious though.

Who is he talking about who disappeared off the face of the earth during his True Detective-esque investigation?

JUST when he was about to break the case!

right after I got close to ID'ing him

This guys job didn’t know his name? I don’t understand what hes trying to get at? He found this guy, who is , where he works, knows the guy quit where he was working, yet only got CLOSE to IDing him?

Remember that we're dealing with the mind of Joseph Cumia, there can't be that much thought put into his lies.

I wish my real life was as interesting as the imaginary one army veteran Joe Mitty lives in.

Didn't he think he was cracking some guys location through his Gmail account a while back? He's so retarded.

Yes, he fucking nailed Ramon Frrrrrrunkis that time.

Nope, he ain't got a thing on me.

As I recall though, it was "Steve C" emailing him and of course he was completely oblivious.

Hey, remember that time a redditor took Joe up on his offer to meet him in person and 'settle their differences' with their fists? And then Joe completely bitched out and said 'they talked about their differences' like 12 year old girls?

Steve Ramone.

His dignity

Steve Ramone

Joe posting the screenshot of a Steve Ramone on Facebook and saying he found him is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

I think the guy was in a band, too. And dumb Joe accused him of being jealous of 2U.

A glory hole is a flat circle.

The whole Cumia family is fucked in the head

nothing says stable genius like a dozen paragraph screed on facebook

He just wants the book sales to go well so he can buy more Chinese guitars

"I know...I know...I'll get you to school sometime in the next couple of hours, sweetie. Now, come help daddy spell shenanigans."

So so so so youre telling me if your daughter is late to school 49 times it makes me a baad faather?

ANONYMOUSLY

That deep-cover subscription investigation not going well, Joe?

Wanna bet he posts a complaint that his Capitol One Prepaid Mastercard is being charged every month from "reditt.cn - Reditt Golde Memebershipping with IP adress indentificator option"?

Did the sub hit his ex with a frying pan? Did the sub used to sell coke? Did the sub knowingly purchase items on credit cards they knew would default?

Did the sub make Joe write "nigger" ten billion times on his public Twitter page? Did the sub force him to be a public racist on his stupid and mercifully short-lived podcast? Did the sub constantly taunt and mock itself and beg for it to fuck with itself?

Did the sub get fired for being a very public racist prone to angry racist tirades? Did the sub bite a woman's hand and kick her in the ribs? And, most importantly, did the sub defile sweet, young Sue Lightning?

As always, nothing is Joe or Anthony's fault. Everyone else is to blame. They're actually 12' tall Adonises with intellects greater than Einstein and Wittgenstein's put together, who can do anything on earth and are more altruistic than Mother Theresa. Goddamned reddiTARDS.

Why the fuck do chubby little guys walk to the urinal while unzipping their flies. Like are you really being efficient whipping your micro penis out right before your there? And they always go to the urinal next to you even though there is a row of them not being used. God I hate Bob Kelly.

They're actually 12' tall Adonises with intellects greater than Einstein and Wittgenstein's put together...

Nice kowtowing to the Christ Killers, stupid.

Mother Teresa was actually a cunt

Imagine being seventy years old and calling someone a douche nozzle

Ok, so so so so so so so so so so so so

Not even gonna read this, I know what it says, its Joe

Way to clear up the “white supremacy”

Which is it, old feller?

Are we ruining lives or are we a bunch of obscure nobodies? Can't hardly be both.

Nice double negative, stupid.

People. PEOPLE.

So it's confirmed this sub has affected Joe's custody battle with the ex-wife and Anthony ability to get another pistol permit.

Have you noticed that occasionally a user will share a lot of info about Joe or Anth? I always wonder where the guy got the info and why the hard on for these 2. How great would it be if his exwife is on this sub just to put a stick in his spokes. To achieve the same effect with an attorney would be expensive and not guaranteed to work.

How great would it be if his exwife is on this sub just to put a stick in his spokes.

I'm soaked

If she is, she should blink twice to let us know.

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How dare we talk about the shitty things that they've publicly admitted to doing that they don't want anyone else to know about!

CHILD SPIT JOE

Send in the calvary, boys

These faggots just can't stop talking about their guns no matter what the subject.

Ants guns were his only friends, now he only has his shirts.

But he always has 2!

Joe is truly stupid beyond repair.

If this place was like any other, it would have died alongside the show 4 years ago. I recall people saying the sub was done for back then, instead it grew more and more popular and there's new content every day.

If Joe wants to "sit back" and watch us keep doing our thing, that's fine by me. There's another call for a truce coming in the near future, I guarantee it.

I remember it well.

This is just mental illness at this point. Joe "Final Solution" Cumia is out of his mind.

lol the fact he thinks he can get a security clearance is hilarious

Also, if the sub is wrong 75% time that means 1 in 4 of the allegations here is correct. Thats still really fucking bad for the Cumias

The Khumiya brothers are potentially big gets for the CIA. OF COURSE they want security clerances.

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The biggest holdup, however, is Joe's Other Than Honorable discharge from the Army.

If fbi read this please don't give Khumia security clearance. Very bad man pedo terrorist.

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I’m guessing he’s got one because he takes regular gigs with the USO and there’s a possibility that all his social media and alleged nefarious behavior might get him in trouble.

But, he’s not a pedophile... he made that VERY clear on national television.

Remember when he was tweeting the Air Force asking if he could jump from a plane again? He thinks the only reason he wasn’t allowed was because we fucked it up for him.

Do you want to take us out for coffee, too, Joesph Junior?

When did this asshole write this?

This one is actually new.

Jesus Christ. What a pathetic douche nozzle.

Don't forget the hyphen!

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He started it last week but only finished it today.

Update: He's actively re-editing this comment.

We should start to come out in droves with "Feed Nana" on this thread, because the ball-washers haven't stopped backing him up.

Who is he talking to?

His continued egomaniacal buffoonery is priceless. Keep it goin champ.

He really might be the dumbest fucking wop I ever seen. Like being paid makes it okay, if anything it makes it worse.

Joe , I literally want to fight you. Please PM me a time and place.

Ok so so so so if someone gave BF reddit gold for the Joe doc he'd have no problem with it

Way to compare child custody to owning a fucking pistol, you terrible father. God I hate this fucking idiot. Your brother is a fucking pedophile and all you give a shit about is his right to own a gun. The Cumias are truly fucking scum.

They always go back to fucking with their personal lives, but one or two of us have actually done anything like that. The rest of us just make fun of their conspicuous consumption, intelligence, lack of introspection, ethnicity, criminal history, and the shit they *publicly share on social media*.

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They've always been oversensitive little girls who could never handle a ball busting outside of their control.

If by sheer luck you're describing the benevolence of Gregg " Opie " Hughes, then yes.

A Fuck Sack?? Is that like a home fuck?

"in their shit and piss filled sandbox..."

Is that what the smell is?

Why would those 2 knobs need a security clearance?

Alleged racism

Remember when ant told a 50 year McDonald's employee he was being fired?

The mentally disabled one?

Yes, yes I do.

https://youtu.be/P0a6EPTMSjQ

Oh god, how they don't get it is so sad and cringy.

That whole anonymous thing really gets under their skin.

Seriously, he keeps saying it like it's a damning word like "PEDOPHILE" or "RAPIST" or "CHILD SPIT DRINKER". Would everything we do be forgiven if we used our real names? No, Joe and Ant would just try to call our bosses or deans and get us fired. Joe's only saying it because he heard other people say it anyway.

Considering the Internet is pretty much made up of anonymous people Joe must be fuming. Him, Ant, Jim and Blandau hate it

Well Joseph I think it's in extremely poor taste to make light of a toddler's death and the subsequent and dare I say TRAGIC downfall of his n-person father.

David Foster Cumia over here. All the brain, wit and charm of a broken public toilet.

So, if I use my real facebook account and post the clip of Anthony beating Bobo and calling him a "nigger," post Anthony's arrest record and all the evidence of him creeping on underage girls online ... the Cumias will have no problem with this?

Tomorrow morning I will.

Please give me your LinkedIn profile.

If you do this I will blow you before the jacuzzi

What's this guy's problem?

Sure feels great ANONYMOUSLY destroying PEOPLE and getting away with it. One of the greatest achievements of my life.

So he is not just a faggot, he is a pussy as well. Also, who is engaging in cannibalism on this sub? Because I am not eating you toxic fucks. I stick to Panera Bread. Employee discount, FTW.

How fuckin great would it be if we did get paid for this

"Steve Ramone knew it was only a matter of time before the sons of tranarchy were at his door. We had his name. That's all I can say pubically."

Nice dig at the fat emo dude in this. What a horrible person Joe is.

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EFFECT

"Now I enjoy sitting back ANONYMOUSLY and watch them eat each other and die off slowly and painfully."

These assholes had a hand to play in the porcelain pinch fighting bullshit.

I'm starting to think that too

If this sub is responsible for that fucker not seeing his kids or Nana not having a gun permit then it has done a public service.

Does he not realise that getting paid to hang shit on people is much much worse, and much crueler?

That a bunch of nobodies doing it in their spare time is much more innocent?

The man who wrote this secretly pays to dress up like a cowboy so men will butt fuck him.

If these assholes were getting PAID

Pretty sure porsalin’s Patreon brought in twice the cash Joe’s pathetic Kickstarter did.

So it’s okay to harass him if it’s under the guise of making profits? It’s always the people with no jobs who are hardcore capitalists.

His constant use of "quotes" and "CAPS" is "INFURIATING"!

Where is the guy that says the Cumias don’t read the sub? I wonder what he has to say now.

"unreasonably destructive and malicious" is actually a pretty spot-on description, and it's why this sub is so fun.

WHAT.......F%&KING....SECURITY....CLEARANCE....is CosPlay Joe going on about?

It's probably for his deep cover special ops infiltration of the sub.

Joe Cumia does not learn lessons

Of course this sub isn't emulating O&A. This sub is actually funny.

Seriously, he keeps saying it like it's a damning word like "PEDOPHILE" or "RAPIST" or "CHILD SPIT DRINKER". Would everything we do be forgiven if we used our real names? No, Joe and Ant would just try to call our bosses or deans and get us fired. Joe's only saying it because he heard other people say it anyway.

Considering the Internet is pretty much made up of anonymous people Joe must be fuming. Him, Ant, Jim and Blandau hate it