If you ever found this cornball cunt funny, explain yourself.

1  2018-11-27 by RapistWithHIV

89 comments

LMAO so we wacky 😂😂😂

HAHAHAHA he made a lame joke and now it's awwwkwaaaard

except everyone in the room laughs, which defeats the purpose

Him basing the look off Gay club Vito is very telling.

Pathetic little cunt he is. Would celebrate if he was brutally murdered.

Cornball, what is he on a cob or sumfin??? See what I did there? GO-ON NOW!

GO-ON NOW!

I noticed he had to replace or sumthin, g'head, & n shiiit with this new tag after the Jerky Boys allegations surfaced. Pathetic fucking weasel couldn't just own up to his theft. No wonder he defended that fat pig Schumer.

I MAY HAVE HEARD THAT JERKY BOYS CLIP, I DON'T REMEMBER, BUT CHIP EVOLVED...

Dance Your Cunt Off

Go to break chippah

Is he trying to imitate Joe?

I absolutely found Chip funny at comic con and with the cab driver. The "bit" is doing it with unsuspecting people who are made uncomfortable and fear he is retarded.

Doing it for other 55 yr old comic friends in on the joke is a different thing

Kenn_Kennerson

Norton fans are the worst.

RapistWithHIV

Remember how almost all of Jim's "edgy" jokes would shoehorn an AIDS reference in? I do

I have HIV, not AIDS. I'm not some gay faggot or something.

I appreciate the difference

Buried that cocksucker.

Which is also a Norton reference.

he should stop listening to sam about what sam thought was funny in high school...stupid pants

He reminds me of that dopey uncle who thinks he's a political expert because he listens to Rush Limbaugh. Norton is terrible at everything he does. People like Bill Burr and Colin feel bad for him.

Never did.

It's just a vicious circle a person with OCD and other severe mental illnesses fall into. He made a podcast out of it.

He has zero talent. I'm ashamed it took me this long to realise it.

Is this ironic though? I mean, if you want to dislike the guy fine, but talentless? He has one of the sharpest minds in radio.

He has one of the sharpest minds in radio.

Once maybe. And that's extremely debatable. Have you listened to him recently?

Go away, you fish and chips nigger.

When did we start talking about Fez?

In radio. A media that barely has people anymore.

I take it you never watched his standup?

DOUCHE CHILL THEATER

It was fun anti comedy but now it's just a rehash of the jokes that worked once

Baby noises and hats.

A sad and very overplayed bit. Unfortunately Chip has more fans than Norton has. Pretty soon Norton is going to have to split his stage time between himself and Chip.

Hes been doing that since before ONA got fired. "Chip made an appearance and the people went wild!" Did they

It's Jimmy's "I didn't do it", when Chip would pop on in the middle of a show out of left field it was appreciated but once Jim's comedy well dried up he thought an entire podcast of Chip was a good idea....he was wrong.

Don't have a cow man. Eat my shorts

Look it wasn't terrible when it was a one off non sequitur during a lull in a conversation on the show. Once it became a podcast I knew it was going to be shit

Sam is his #1 yes man. Thinks everything he does is funny.

That's exactly what he wants Norton to think. The mutant cocksucker is giving him enough rope to hang himself. Everything is a backstabbing long game to the McNugget mongrel.

Quick Chip lines on the show were great. This homo power bottom leather fag version is shit. Also Ted Schecler ruled.

Ted was my favorite of his characters... I wonder if we’re gonna find out where he stole that from.

His face on espsn is one of the top voted things on the sub so clearly quite a few

I appreciated that because someone put that sign on a 50 foot pole to guarantee that it would make TV.

I'm just gonna come out and say it. I listened to the chip podcast the first several weeks and thought it was funny. I'm embarrassed about it and don't listen anymore, but I'm just bein' honest wit 'cha. I stink.

Yeah and I bought Bart Simpson merchandise in 1990. Shit happens and we grow past it

Don't have a cow, man!

You edgy fruits need to move on to a different show...

He really want to dress like a woman

Chip was good in dosages, when he was actually stopping the flow of REAL comedy. The whole point of chip was he wasn’t really supposed to be there. A whole hour of chip cutting people off with crappy jokes doesn’t work when that’s what everyone is expecting.

Yeah the organic & spontaneous Chip that was the original character on the show was funny. Trying to distill him into any kind of pre-arranged bit or scenario never worked for me. The first live show where he had Colin introduce him and he tried to get Lauren to marry him was the only one I ever laughed at. Aside from that the whole character can go fly a kite. (Pardon my french)

I honestly don't even get this character. I don't think anyone who sounds or talks like that would wear those hats or dress like that

Civilians wouldn’t understand, Chip has EVOLVED.

Exactly. When it started, he was the awful co-worker that everyone's had, putting the brakes on the conversation with non-jokes. Then "Chip evolved" as Jim would say in third person, and became...I don't know, a psychopath who wears funny clothes?

Yup! The way he's dressed looks like the kind of guy who only listens to Ozzy Kiss and Black Sabbath because he never evolved past middle school. Oh shit, Chip is Actually Jim's inner self

Man, you're really pushing this "I totally hated Jimmy before everyone else did" like you were listening to the popular band on the radio when they were playing dingy dive bars. But I'll play along with the prompt for shits and giggles.

Chip was funny, the problem is Jim didn't realize how to adapt the character. You can't have the idiot character by himself. When there were 6 Friends, it worked, when dumbass Joey left to do a spinoff it failed. On That 70's Show, you needed the other characters around Kelso. Jim surrounded the Chip character with really weak side characters that don't play off the humor. Here's Club Soda Kenny doing a Club Soda Kenny voice. Here's my ex that I'm still in love with doing a hacky "badass bitch that always has the upper hand" telling Chip to stick his cock in a hornet's nest. Those are the two I remember from the Chip show, apart from "oh look it's Uncle Paul chasing a baby down the street ha ha".

The problem with Chip is he's supposed to be the problem. Interrupting the flow of the show, going to break on bad punchlines, making an interviewee uncomfortable. The pure manifestation of idiotic ID, saying whatever dumb thought pops into his mind. Like that show Wilfred a couple years back, with Elijah Wood and a guy in a dog suit named Wilfred. Wilfred causes the problem, Elijah spends the rest of the episode trying to fix it. The consequences don't matter to Wilfred because he's a dog who nobody will ever blame, similarly they don't matter to Chip because he's a buffoon. This really isn't advanced screenwriting, it's basic storytelling. Do you ever see Jerry bungle some sort of deal forcing Kramer to make everything right, or is Kramer the one typically creating problems and issues for Jerry?

I talked to him on the phone and told him all this, he didn't listen. Center the show around "straight man" comedian Jim, and have Chip be the brother or roommate or best friend or voice in the head or whatever whose idiotic blurtouts force Jim to have to scramble and pick up the pieces. Struggling stand-up comic in NYC who can't leave his rent-controlled apartment he shares with Chip & Uncle Paul - anyone of us could brainstorm 4 episodes going off that premise. He never heard of Wilfred and had nothing to base it on because it isn't porn. He cancelled the cartoon, pocketed the money, and once again failed to utilize the character properly by doing the podcast.

Man, you're really pushing this "I totally hated Jimmy before everyone else did" like you were listening to the popular band on the radio when they were playing dingy dive bars.

Is it really so hard to imagine someone somewhere never liked Jim Norton? Jesus fuck.

No but you sure need to let everyone know about it.

I was in genuine disbelief how an otherwise funny sub thought this stupid character was so funny. Jerky Boys & Bubbles existed over a decade before this dumb piece of shit & were done 100x better.

If you accuse me of being some 'I only like the underground bands, maaaan', nevermind that those shows/characters were more popular & mainstream than this desperate worm will ever be. But I guess I'm probably just missing the fact that... Chip evolved...

Chip is funny when he has good ppl to work off of like Ant, Sam and Bobby.

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It quickly turns unfunny when it's random people who add fucking nothing and just bring it to a screeching halt like that one random radio guy they brought on for the recent live show they did.

He could make me laugh. I just thought he was very inconsistent. He was a utility outfielder that O&A was putting in the starting lineup. For every funny thing he said, he would follow it up with his typical toe trigger material. I always thought Norton was the least funny of his cellar buddies. Burr, Patrice, Vos, and hell even Bobby were always funnier. I give him serious props for the career he has beating the same topics into the ground. The fact he has IMDB credits alone is INSANE. This guy is the real life version of Hank Kinglsey.

Colin Quinn, Nick Dip, and Louis are funnier too.

A bunch of fags from here did, show yourself!

We all did. We only have ourselves to blame.

I liked very early Chip. When there was no backstory and the voice wasn't loud and shrill like it is now. Anyway, fuck you for this gay inquisition.

it was funny in the beginning to see him take veiled shots at opie, i guess it was if you're not an opie ballwasher like 90% of this sub.

But it became lame pretty quickly, since he just does the same stupid lines and jokes over and over

He got whole "Opie is Chip" idea from this sub, after people started comparing the two. That was back when nobody here liked Opie and we had yet to see how awful Jim/chip would become.

I agree about ted sheckler. He should've killed off chip and kept him instead, though by now he'd probably have ruined that character with prop comic shit too.

And you dumb crackaz gave him 60G to animate that shit.

I liked early chip. This is an abomination

it was funny for a couple months when he first did it. that was over 10 years ago. it is even worse when Nana does his Chip impression all the time.

Let’s not even go there...

I haven't seen pants like that since 1999 holy shit I gotta watch out for this guy 😂😂🤣

I liked chip in very small doses on the show his current podcast is fucking trash

Initially the podcast was all right. It was the only place any of these people (a) had funny guests and (b) were making an attempt to be funny anymore.

They ran too long and I didn’t find the choice to make Chip a wigger funny but there were some funny moments back when Soder, Colin and Ronnie B were on.

I'm more ashamed of this unfunny prop comic then my daughter marrying a black man.

Not that I care because I never found Chip funny anyway, but he's completely lost all semblance of the character.

This guy used to brutalize people for being hacks but he did this about eighty times. Wacky clothes, wacky glasses and a catch phrase is the lowest common denominator of comedy somebody can cobble a career out of. He is Alonso Hamburger Jones. Tss Tss might as well be shucky ducky quack quack. He has devolved, not evolved, into being a hacky clothes wearing catch phrase comic douche.

"We become what we hate"

This is Jim Norton's best impression of doing Otto's act. He can't even steal a dead guys act good. You fucking 30 year open mic hack.

Everyone here thought Chip was funny on the actual O&A show, so stop kidding yourself. When Norton turned Chip into a shitty cartoon and then a shitty hack podcast is when everyone deemed Chip awful. And rightfully so.

Yeah, there were some good bits here and there. Mainly when they wouldn’t tell anyone and they think it’s a legit interview or podcast. When the guy who invented that armor for your little dogs to protect againstt coyotes comes to mind.

Ted Scheckler used to make me laugh.

It had been a long time since Ted made me laugh.

This makes Jeff Dunham look funny.

Chip is like a throwaway SNL character that somehow caught on with the audience. So it goes through the stages of being fleshed out into a main character, given a catch phrase, and eventually given a full length movie, but by that time you've grown tired of the gimmick and start wondering why you ever found it funny in the first place. It's actually surprising he has been able to keep the gimmick going as long as he has as thin as it's been spread now.

This is a different Chip than the one that would make someone laugh 10 years ago.

Isn't there a tard that says cornball alot in a lispy way? Hmmm

Chip from the original show was a completely different character, and was actually hilarious in small doses. I have no clue what Norton was thinking with the fucking costumes and wigs.

it was funny 8 years ago when chip would come in and bulldoze the moment every once in awhile. it got old really fast when he started doing it every day

Chip? No. Jim Norton? Yes. Because he was. Because I still have a shred of humanity left in me after being on this sub. ಠ_ಠ Guess I lose.

I still think chip is funny, I just wish I didn’t know so much about how much of a fake worm Jim is.

This act makes Donnie Baker seem like Richard Pryor.

Shuuuuuu-uuuuutttttt uppp

Yup! The way he's dressed looks like the kind of guy who only listens to Ozzy Kiss and Black Sabbath because he never evolved past middle school. Oh shit, Chip is Actually Jim's inner self

That's exactly what he wants Norton to think. The mutant cocksucker is giving him enough rope to hang himself. Everything is a backstabbing long game to the McNugget mongrel.