"All my music is originally written and performed by actual talent. I sit back and wait to see what pops and then select just the hits to play to my audience."
This is pretty much exactly what EVERY other cover band does when they play a bar, with one minor exception. They get paid before going home. This dummy goes home then waits to be paid.
Joe's got it down pat, unlike literally every other band on earth. You see, other bands will play, go home, pack up, GET PAID, and then set up. Where they fuck up is in the order of things, which Joe gets right.
Brag about winning on The People's Court, see The People's Court episode and realize I'm retarded, call the judge a whore and post her nude pics on facebook.
I can never get over the fact that he won on the people's court but he was mad that the judge because she didn't allow him "to delve a little more deeply into the accusations of racism, misogyny, pedophilia, and everything else that goes on". It's a fake small claim's court case. Why the FUCK would he be given a soapbox to talk about this retarded shit that has no bearing on the outcome of the case?
How does one "own" a band, especially a band that doesn't play their own music. In fact, that music is owned by someone else. It's painful to think on Joe's level.
Once he got out of dealing drugs this was his path to go down the straight and narrow. His eureka moment was play someone else's music.
19 comments
1 idamnedit 2018-11-27
"All my music is originally written and performed by actual talent. I sit back and wait to see what pops and then select just the hits to play to my audience."
1 Jungies 2018-11-27
"I'm like a jukebox, but surly. Also racist and incompetent"
1 idamnedit 2018-11-27
More like a korean karaoke bar where the music is just a bit off and the singing is horrendous.
1 kingship75 2018-11-27
Fuck you. Jukeboxes can't enter into contracts.
1 Jungies 2018-11-27
Ha! Racist ones can - that woman who Joe posted involuntary porn of said so!
1 PhishInVa2 2018-11-27
Joe is a revenge porn author.
1 Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2018-11-27
I wouldn't go using the word 'talent' with regards to u2
1 TriangleDimes 2018-11-27
He's boasting about not even owning a brand, but a tribute to a brand. He's some twisted musical gollum.
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-11-27
I hope you are brand
1 JMueller2012 2018-11-27
This really is what some black teenager would put in their Instagram bio. What a dumb faggot
1 OutlawMemer 2018-11-27
"It's half acting, half-musicianship."
The unwarranted arrogance of this utter fool deserves nothing less than a cinderblock upside his stupid bald pedophile head.
1 jizzajam 2018-11-27
It's 80% lugging heavy amps and speakers. You're basically an underpaid furniture mover.
1 Virginia_Beach 2018-11-27
"set up, play, pack up, go home, get paid"....
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This is pretty much exactly what EVERY other cover band does when they play a bar, with one minor exception. They get paid before going home. This dummy goes home then waits to be paid.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-11-27
Joe's got it down pat, unlike literally every other band on earth. You see, other bands will play, go home, pack up, GET PAID, and then set up. Where they fuck up is in the order of things, which Joe gets right.
1 jisuanqi 2018-11-27
"....just like Eric!"
1 jasim18 2018-11-27
Sign a contract, go on people's court, embarrass myself in front of everyone, get paid, EZ
1 Pud_Suckley 2018-11-27
Brag about winning on The People's Court, see The People's Court episode and realize I'm retarded, call the judge a whore and post her nude pics on facebook.
I can never get over the fact that he won on the people's court but he was mad that the judge because she didn't allow him "to delve a little more deeply into the accusations of racism, misogyny, pedophilia, and everything else that goes on". It's a fake small claim's court case. Why the FUCK would he be given a soapbox to talk about this retarded shit that has no bearing on the outcome of the case?
1 Kevtv 2018-11-27
How does one "own" a band, especially a band that doesn't play their own music. In fact, that music is owned by someone else. It's painful to think on Joe's level.
Once he got out of dealing drugs this was his path to go down the straight and narrow. His eureka moment was play someone else's music.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-11-27
I own 5 cowboy hats.