I don't think Keith has ever been more than 10 feet away from Ant in years

True story...true story

Ghoul chills

Peg Shells

Not gonna lie, I had a chuckle

Me too.

• #MeToo

A week without his paid crony laugh track is going to be brutal.

What you don't like a twenty two year old reference, about a 6 year old murdered child to describe a style of pubic hair?

Not to be judgmental but I think it's very vulgar and inappropriate.

So so so so so so,what you're saying is...

He should fly Joe Currie in to yuk it up in the backgrounds of these shows. Missy is all out of laughs.

Landau will be there in a few days, Compound was only willing to pay for a Greyhound ticket.

Anthony "As low as zygote" Cumia.

Everything this asshole has done over the past half decade has been absolutely horrendous. This is just complete and utter shit. What made this guy think he is a broadcaster?

I like how he references "shock jockery" like it was his old bag of tricks and he's evolved.

He really is an out of touch, senile old man.

Missy is dying to be the "Bingo" in this relationship like Anthony is Stanhope. Not gonna happen, u/BengalFreddie. Get your stupid face off camera.

I think Missy is cute and I would give her a smooch. Now downvote me you stupid cunts.

Extremely low standards are commonplace on this sub. No one will be surprised by your reply.

Delusional, Missy has above average looks and worth a good fuck, you are a bitter virgin if you think she's ugly. Stop watching porn

Probably more likely that Ant becomes the bingo in that relationship

Looks more like the dingo in this relationship.

I didn't hate it.

He tries to throw to a fun, interesting fact about their game as everyone realizes he's a monster.

who here actually got the reference without having to look it up

Do Truckers even find him funny anymore?

Of course they do they're retards

Oof, he’s showing up at libraries now?

He’s opening for 2U.

He's looking desperately for someone to give him some conformation and comfort. My granddad used to do this to his wife. When in conversation he talked through her at others. Senile anti social fucks. Difference is my granddad started doing that at 70 not 59.

Funniest part of this is the concept ha Keith actually goes to a gym

Ok I have an idea. Can someone get the scene from the new Blade Runner where Ryan Gosling and Harrison Ford are fighting in that Las Vegas theatre, but instead of Elvis flickering in and out in the background can we have this relic of a joke in it instead.

"....So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time."

"You're buddy Norton was on the podcast saying how he likes a good egg. I hear you like a good egg as well. Kick that mule, Lee!"

You know how sometimes when the weed guy you like is out, so you have to go to the sketchy guy who never leaves his apartment? You know how he always has a chick there who’s not really hot per se, but she’s good looking enough that it makes you a little sad that she’s so insecure she needs the approval of this scumbag to have any self-worth?

That’s Missy.

Of course they do they're retards