We were de-modded due to "inactivity", which translates into about 6 months ago we got so frustrated constantly having to keep the mod team from pissing off a huge chunk of our users, trying to convince them to lay off that fuckin Regex automod bot that automatically shadow-hides any post or comment on this sub that has 1 or more of the dozens of prohibited topics that are on there mentioned (or... to be fair... last time i checked they were, which was probably 3+ months ago so that may have changed), Curating content and deleting posts that just "werent particularly funny in 1 mod's opinion", and a number of other policies. The only reason I wanted to me mod in the first place, was to ensure that absolutely zero (to the bare minimum) amount of modship actually occurs.
I said consistently that if theyre not breaking reddit-wide rules, then don't ban them. Its pointless anyways... if youve been obsessing over a radio show that has been dead for like 4 years, then odds are when you get banned, you dont go "oh i see, apologies all around, I guess i'll go find a new hobby then". No, they get vindictive, and they just come back under an alt and make it into a fucking game of trying to piss off the mods and get banned on purpose.
Anyhow, I've taken a bit of a break from reddit, so I hadn't done any mod action in literally 3+ months, seems a bit weird that it all of the sudden became a problem, but hopefully all goes well with how they want to run it
hopefully all goes well with how they want to run it
yea, i'm sure it'll be just fine. they clearly know the userbase really well.
all the mods here ever had to do was prevent the sub from getting banned, and leave the content the fuck alone regardless of feelings. but no, shadowbans galore for anyone who points out the obvious.
sorry to hear. online communities always get ruined by powertripping shit. take it easy brothaman.
we got so frustrated constantly having to keep the mod team from pissing off a huge chunk of our users, trying to convince them to lay off that fuckin Regex automod bot that automatically shadow-hides any post or comment on this sub that has 1 or more of the dozens of prohibited topics that are on there mentioned (or... to be fair... last time i checked they were, which was probably 3+ months ago so that may have changed), Curating content and deleting posts that just "werent particularly funny in 1 mod's opinion", and a number of other policies. The only reason I wanted to me mod in the first place, was to ensure that absolutely zero (to the bare minimum) amount of modship actually occurs.
This is why I de-modded myself a year and a half ago. Now I just argue behind the scenes.
Careful, you're gonna get banned for that user name. Also don't make references to rapists TJ Miller and John Oliver either ;) and famous street shitter Kumail.
Vast Waistband Salesman: “Many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman: ponchos, muumuus, capes, jumpsuits, unisheets, muslin body rolls, academic and judicial robes.
”Homer: "I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu."
These are his golden years. The obesity and diabetes won’t make it any easier to get it up. He is an M&M away from humping a waifu pillow the rest of life. At least he can say he got to be a mod though. Faggot.
You know this guy is sitting in a dingy, mildew smelling basement. Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, two early 2000 era monitors, and Mountain Dew 2 liter bottles filled with piss. Honestly, I couldn’t think of a someone better for mod material.
Looks like a snowflake whose Mom still makes him microwavable pozza rolls at age 32, but has to slide them through a door port that was specially installed on his basement bedroom door to accomodate his hikkikomori lifestyle. If the power were to cut off suddenlybon his PS-4, he’d probably run around the house flapping his arms and wail like an injured seal.
Does it surprise you that he spends his free time using Masstagger to ban and mute people on an internet forum dedicated to a radio show that got cancelled 4 years ago?
It surprises me, but I can believe it, if that makes sense. It surprises me because he didn't strike me as the type of person to be an Opie & Anthony fan, but I guess he isn't if he's anti-humor.
The person you know looks like a fat man that never went through puberty. He's gross, tell him to wear a fake beard if he can't grow one because it's disgusting to see that fat face.
Question for those who have done VIP meet - in weirdal
TheToolMan
It's very easily two hours post concert. A lot of people just want a quick handshake and photo. Others have a few words to day, it evens out. I think this time with the professional photographer things will run more smoothly than other recent tours where JW has to fiddle with everyone's individual phone.
Who hasn't been baited by the allure of a good hair day. Always be suspicious of a sudden feeling of self worth, your brain never takes into account that existential hangover that comes with feeling good.
I got banned a while back for posting one of his comments here about how he likes to watch NFL with female announcers (from another subreddit).
He called that doxxing and banned me. I brought it up to all of the available mods and they were "powerless" to do anything about my permanent ban. Not long later, the 2 best mods were gone.
I guarantee there will be a lot of permabans over this....might want to figure out a new place as a "hang". Whatever happens, this is the best Reddit post Ive ever seen. There's enough info here to make fat boy rue the day he permabanned my ass....plus I like to look at how fucking fat he is and imagine how disappointed his father must be in him. It makes me laugh like Esther Ku until I cant breathe...then I laugh like Bert Kreischer.
Great deconstruction. Also notice his weirdly spaced eyebrows are upwards like he is showing his meekness, along with that cheeky half smile. Patrick Tomlinson lookin ass nigga.
So after the massive fuck up insanity of the sidebar submissions, these asshole are still too lazy to paste an image url into their already written HTML code?
Litterally everyone accurately assumed it was not going to happen because of their known incompetence. They're starting to match my hatred of Joe Cumia and they hacdt about the same level of being useless, stupid, and lazy
We were de-modded due to "inactivity", which translates into about 6 months ago we got so frustrated constantly having to keep the mod team from pissing off a huge chunk of our users, trying to convince them to lay off that fuckin Regex automod bot that automatically shadow-hides any post or comment on this sub that has 1 or more of the dozens of prohibited topics that are on there mentioned (or... to be fair... last time i checked they were, which was probably 3+ months ago so that may have changed), Curating content and deleting posts that just "werent particularly funny in 1 mod's opinion", and a number of other policies. The only reason I wanted to me mod in the first place, was to ensure that absolutely zero (to the bare minimum) amount of modship actually occurs.
I said consistently that if theyre not breaking reddit-wide rules, then don't ban them. Its pointless anyways... if youve been obsessing over a radio show that has been dead for like 4 years, then odds are when you get banned, you dont go "oh i see, apologies all around, I guess i'll go find a new hobby then". No, they get vindictive, and they just come back under an alt and make it into a fucking game of trying to piss off the mods and get banned on purpose.
Anyhow, I've taken a bit of a break from reddit, so I hadn't done any mod action in literally 3+ months, seems a bit weird that it all of the sudden became a problem, but hopefully all goes well with how they want to run it
118 comments
1 KennethFresno2 2018-11-27
Even the other mods don't like this bitch boi.
1 MrParkerLongabaugh 2018-11-27
Guess they didn't need Ben's advice on home theater setups or Colts tickets.
Something something protecting the sub something something
1 ImpressiveVeryNice_ 2018-11-27
what happened to braun and ccred or whatever? they were the only good ones
1 MrParkerLongabaugh 2018-11-27
SpaceEdge dumped them because he said they were inactive.
Yamo is the last good one.
1 ImpressiveVeryNice_ 2018-11-27
maybe i'm not active enough to see anything he's done, but that's a good thing compared to the others that nobody likes.
1 MrParkerLongabaugh 2018-11-27
He didn't delete enough street shitters I guess.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-11-27
he wouldn't have done that anyway. Wasn't his style, nor braun's
1 GayAdmanDonDraper 2018-11-27
Upvote if you recognize the above comment as an expression of subpar intelligence.
1 BigGreenYamo 2018-11-27
I am behind the scenes, sir. Mostly approving threads and new users.
1 ImpressiveVeryNice_ 2018-11-27
didn't mean to imply you weren't good, just hadn't noticed. thank you for your service.
1 BigGreenYamo 2018-11-27
I took no offense.
Don't be gay.
1 cucktastrophy 2018-11-27
Yup
1 BigGreenYamo 2018-11-27
Thank you, sir.
1 OlShotgunFace 2018-11-27
Like the other mods testosterone
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-11-27
Porsalin basically doxxed braun then he vanished
1 CCRed95 2018-11-27
We were de-modded due to "inactivity", which translates into about 6 months ago we got so frustrated constantly having to keep the mod team from pissing off a huge chunk of our users, trying to convince them to lay off that fuckin Regex automod bot that automatically shadow-hides any post or comment on this sub that has 1 or more of the dozens of prohibited topics that are on there mentioned (or... to be fair... last time i checked they were, which was probably 3+ months ago so that may have changed), Curating content and deleting posts that just "werent particularly funny in 1 mod's opinion", and a number of other policies. The only reason I wanted to me mod in the first place, was to ensure that absolutely zero (to the bare minimum) amount of modship actually occurs.
I said consistently that if theyre not breaking reddit-wide rules, then don't ban them. Its pointless anyways... if youve been obsessing over a radio show that has been dead for like 4 years, then odds are when you get banned, you dont go "oh i see, apologies all around, I guess i'll go find a new hobby then". No, they get vindictive, and they just come back under an alt and make it into a fucking game of trying to piss off the mods and get banned on purpose.
Anyhow, I've taken a bit of a break from reddit, so I hadn't done any mod action in literally 3+ months, seems a bit weird that it all of the sudden became a problem, but hopefully all goes well with how they want to run it
1 ImpressiveVeryNice_ 2018-11-27
yea, i'm sure it'll be just fine. they clearly know the userbase really well.
all the mods here ever had to do was prevent the sub from getting banned, and leave the content the fuck alone regardless of feelings. but no, shadowbans galore for anyone who points out the obvious.
sorry to hear. online communities always get ruined by powertripping shit. take it easy brothaman.
1 BigGreenYamo 2018-11-27
It wasn't a problem, it was just house cleaning.
This is why I de-modded myself a year and a half ago. Now I just argue behind the scenes.
1 quasi100 2018-11-27
In the inimitable words of joe "ghandi" cumia....look at this Soy boy libtard cuck
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-11-27
CCRed and braun most likely checked out rather than deal with his shit. they deleted braun/CCRed95 but they had quit all moderating many months ago
1 GayAdmanDonDraper 2018-11-27
Upvote if you recognize the above comment as an expression of subpar intelligence.
1 Gekokujo 2018-11-27
Too bad you pieces of garbage ran off Porsalin....this is the perfect time for a documentary.
1 PhishInVa2 2018-11-27
The only docs i need come from Americans named Beige anyways.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-11-27
Nice eyebrow gap, stupid!
1 MrParkerLongabaugh 2018-11-27
Exactly who I figured he was.
1 Patrick_Tomlinson 2018-11-27
This is exactly what the sub needs: a moderator who doesn't like our collective sense of humor. Who appointed this guy?
1 KennethFresno2 2018-11-27
Careful, you're gonna get banned for that user name. Also don't make references to rapists TJ Miller and John Oliver either ;) and famous street shitter Kumail.
1 bornrevolution 2018-11-27
i elect Scorch as head mod
1 Patrick_Tomlinson 2018-11-27
I'm better looking than this guy.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-11-27
Who isn’t?
1 andycumiashow 2018-11-27
He looks like Homer Simpson in the episode where he tries to hit 300 pounds so he can work from home.
1 SomervilleDan 2018-11-27
Vast Waistband Salesman: “Many of our clients find pants confining, so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman: ponchos, muumuus, capes, jumpsuits, unisheets, muslin body rolls, academic and judicial robes.
”Homer: "I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu."
1 nomobjustice 2018-11-27
Pretty sure I fucked her.
1 redtheftauto 2018-11-27
I fucked her 6 times, before you though
1 MrParkerLongabaugh 2018-11-27
TheToolFatLesbian
1 ElFaporino 2018-11-27
What a Tool, Man
1 late_50s_why 2018-11-27
More like fool man right gang
1 Aids-Kills-Fags-Dead 2018-11-27
He has to own a torso fuck toy
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-11-27
its called the sidebar
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-11-27
If you would have told me this was some fat dyke I would have taken your word for it.
1 MrParkerLongabaugh 2018-11-27
Rosie O'Donnell in Deleting Threads With my Sister
1 mayomayomayomayomayo 2018-11-27
Who said it wasn't
1 porzalin 2018-11-27
Seems about right
1 fiffy_tiffy 2018-11-27
I'd like to pin him down and slap his belly.
1 darklydreamingdayln 2018-11-27
I thought you all said he was a dune coon?
1 MrParkerLongabaugh 2018-11-27
Tool Man? No he's a fat Midwestern guy.
1 ColonolStinkyFingers 2018-11-27
God I hope this is true.
1 MrParkerLongabaugh 2018-11-27
It is. There's plenty more.
1 ColonolStinkyFingers 2018-11-27
Pls dm me
1 FoundryLogo 2018-11-27
Seconded.
1 cucktastrophy 2018-11-27
Thirded
1 JuulSantana 2018-11-27
I bet he gets laid a lot
1 AntsCamera 2018-11-27
I wonder how many children he has ruined the childhood of with his penis.
1 JuulSantana 2018-11-27
These are his golden years. The obesity and diabetes won’t make it any easier to get it up. He is an M&M away from humping a waifu pillow the rest of life. At least he can say he got to be a mod though. Faggot.
1 AntsCamera 2018-11-27
I think he is already fucking the waifu pillow and has been for years.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-11-27
hahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha, now this is some doxxing i can get behind
1 JuulSantana 2018-11-27
You know this guy is sitting in a dingy, mildew smelling basement. Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, two early 2000 era monitors, and Mountain Dew 2 liter bottles filled with piss. Honestly, I couldn’t think of a someone better for mod material.
1 Belchides 2018-11-27
I need a mod I can respect. Not this.
1 Frequent2001 2018-11-27
jesus christ..
1 Pogo_Thee_Clown 2018-11-27
Trock
1 JoeGuzzlesChildJizz 2018-11-27
Hahahahaha please be real. I always imagined some angry prick sitting in his dorm at 3 in the morning but this is way better.
1 MrParkerLongabaugh 2018-11-27
It's him.
1 JoeGuzzlesChildJizz 2018-11-27
How do we know this?
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-11-27
I just got word that it has been confirmed.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-11-27
Seconded
1 halfwholediminished 2018-11-27
If I were lying I'd tell you. honestly.
1 KennethFresno2 2018-11-27
I got it from a guy that got it from another mod (or former mod). So this is pretty much 100% him.
1 MrParkerLongabaugh 2018-11-27
Can confirm, 100%. Although not a great picture.
1 Badsecks 2018-11-27
Guys, can we keep it?
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-11-27
Looks like a snowflake whose Mom still makes him microwavable pozza rolls at age 32, but has to slide them through a door port that was specially installed on his basement bedroom door to accomodate his hikkikomori lifestyle. If the power were to cut off suddenlybon his PS-4, he’d probably run around the house flapping his arms and wail like an injured seal.
1 ColonolStinkyFingers 2018-11-27
It's what I imagine you get when two down syndrom pigs have incestuous sex
1 holodog 2018-11-27
By tool he meant Chinese buffet
1 JuulSantana 2018-11-27
This is the only place on the planet I feel like I’m prime Mickey Rourke.
1 Jimmy_Sucks 2018-11-27
Wait wtf? I literally know this guy. Won't post his name but initials are BT.
1 JoeGuzzlesChildJizz 2018-11-27
Does it surprise you that he spends his free time using Masstagger to ban and mute people on an internet forum dedicated to a radio show that got cancelled 4 years ago?
1 Jimmy_Sucks 2018-11-27
It surprises me, but I can believe it, if that makes sense. It surprises me because he didn't strike me as the type of person to be an Opie & Anthony fan, but I guess he isn't if he's anti-humor.
1 Karl_Childers_Blade 2018-11-27
The person you know looks like a fat man that never went through puberty. He's gross, tell him to wear a fake beard if he can't grow one because it's disgusting to see that fat face.
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-11-27
He looks like he enjoys writing science fiction
1 danTHEdikc 2018-11-27
Let's just say he's the type of winner that'll wax poetic about the Weird Al VIP meet and greet experience. What a fucking dweeb.
1 Touch_Of_Red 2018-11-27
...please tell me that that's real.
1 danTHEdikc 2018-11-27
TheToolMan
It's very easily two hours post concert. A lot of people just want a quick handshake and photo. Others have a few words to day, it evens out. I think this time with the professional photographer things will run more smoothly than other recent tours where JW has to fiddle with everyone's individual phone.
1 dionysus187 2018-11-27
why would a person who looks like this put their picture on the internet?
1 late_50s_why 2018-11-27
Peak performed
1 JMueller2012 2018-11-27
Mental illness
1 SuaveRico 2018-11-27
That is his best picture. Leave it alone.
1 individual02 2018-11-27
Who hasn't been baited by the allure of a good hair day. Always be suspicious of a sudden feeling of self worth, your brain never takes into account that existential hangover that comes with feeling good.
1 BlueBash 2018-11-27
Merrill Howard Kalin lookin' ass mothafucka
1 AlchemyWizard 2018-11-27
Looks like Francis from Pee Wee Herman’s Big Adventurer
1 stoplookinggatmeswan 2018-11-27
looks like bobby moynihan from snl
1 itrits 2018-11-27
At least he’s not a complete faggot and is letting the thread live.
But I wouldn’t blame him if he did delete this; holy fuck what an embarrassing slob you are.
1 KennethFresno2 2018-11-27
Only reason it's not deleted is because fatsos having a jerk off fest to tranny porn between pizza roll bites.
1 Gekokujo 2018-11-27
I got banned a while back for posting one of his comments here about how he likes to watch NFL with female announcers (from another subreddit).
He called that doxxing and banned me. I brought it up to all of the available mods and they were "powerless" to do anything about my permanent ban. Not long later, the 2 best mods were gone.
I guarantee there will be a lot of permabans over this....might want to figure out a new place as a "hang". Whatever happens, this is the best Reddit post Ive ever seen. There's enough info here to make fat boy rue the day he permabanned my ass....plus I like to look at how fucking fat he is and imagine how disappointed his father must be in him. It makes me laugh like Esther Ku until I cant breathe...then I laugh like Bert Kreischer.
1 itrits 2018-11-27
Haha Holy Shit!!
What a fag.
1 a_dead_babys_asshole 2018-11-27
He's definitely going to ban me since I posted his Facebook
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-11-27
Why flare your nostrils and make a half assed attempt at a smile when your eyes are as thoughtless and empty as your heart is?
So goes the life of someone who willingly agrees to clean up after other people's messes online.
1 KennethFresno2 2018-11-27
Great deconstruction. Also notice his weirdly spaced eyebrows are upwards like he is showing his meekness, along with that cheeky half smile. Patrick Tomlinson lookin ass nigga.
1 dj_dad_dick 2018-11-27
that's a shame
1 andysixxjpg 2018-11-27
I've always wondered what a cabbage patch kid would look like when they're older, thanks.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-11-27
Nice nostrils, stupid.
1 age_of_cage 2018-11-27
Ahahaha oh sweet jesus, look at that moon face. Thomas the social justice engine.
1 dochattan 2018-11-27
He looks like what I've pictured every O&A fan ever.. a hairless fat cunt.
1 KillerKoon 2018-11-27
I want to jump on his back and steal his shell.
1 redtrilobal 2018-11-27
So after the massive fuck up insanity of the sidebar submissions, these asshole are still too lazy to paste an image url into their already written HTML code?
Litterally everyone accurately assumed it was not going to happen because of their known incompetence. They're starting to match my hatred of Joe Cumia and they hacdt about the same level of being useless, stupid, and lazy
1 Nun-Puncher 2018-11-27
he looks hot
1 late_50s_why 2018-11-27
Tool man so hot right now
1 a_dead_babys_asshole 2018-11-27
His name is Ben Treanor
1 andysixxjpg 2018-11-27
Bob Fitzgerald for pope
1 a_dead_babys_asshole 2018-11-27
https://i.imgur.com/Pou0h9W.jpg
1 HumbleHole 2018-11-27
Is Sam Morril a mod too?
1 a_dead_babys_asshole 2018-11-27
it just keeps getting better
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-11-27
He's a fat fucking cow, who would have guessed?
1 peeperpooperlollypop 2018-11-27
A&W chubby chicken
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2018-11-27
/u/TheToolMan doesn’t even post here
1 hard_to_explain 2018-11-27
Who in the fuck assigns moderators for this subreddit? A fucking reddit power user, really?
1 goldstandard32 2018-11-27
I want to pinch his cheeks, he is just precious
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2018-11-27
He looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome. Woof. Makes sense, though.
1 ruckstande 2018-11-27
He looks like he's swallowed a lot of aggression.
1 dunnonuttinatall 2018-11-27
He looks like a 40 year old who photoshop face swapped with a 5 year old.
1 MrParkerLongabaugh 2018-11-27
SpaceEdge dumped them because he said they were inactive.
Yamo is the last good one.
1 JoeGuzzlesChildJizz 2018-11-27
How do we know this?
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-11-27
Porsalin basically doxxed braun then he vanished
1 CCRed95 2018-11-27
We were de-modded due to "inactivity", which translates into about 6 months ago we got so frustrated constantly having to keep the mod team from pissing off a huge chunk of our users, trying to convince them to lay off that fuckin Regex automod bot that automatically shadow-hides any post or comment on this sub that has 1 or more of the dozens of prohibited topics that are on there mentioned (or... to be fair... last time i checked they were, which was probably 3+ months ago so that may have changed), Curating content and deleting posts that just "werent particularly funny in 1 mod's opinion", and a number of other policies. The only reason I wanted to me mod in the first place, was to ensure that absolutely zero (to the bare minimum) amount of modship actually occurs.
I said consistently that if theyre not breaking reddit-wide rules, then don't ban them. Its pointless anyways... if youve been obsessing over a radio show that has been dead for like 4 years, then odds are when you get banned, you dont go "oh i see, apologies all around, I guess i'll go find a new hobby then". No, they get vindictive, and they just come back under an alt and make it into a fucking game of trying to piss off the mods and get banned on purpose.
Anyhow, I've taken a bit of a break from reddit, so I hadn't done any mod action in literally 3+ months, seems a bit weird that it all of the sudden became a problem, but hopefully all goes well with how they want to run it