That moment when the power cord snaps off your egg while in use.

1  2018-11-26 by LetsPlayMonsterRain

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I picture Keith using salad tongs to dig it out

Tossin Ant's salad or somethin tsss

We don’t make baby noises here.

Nice name, then

he wasn't making baby noises. He was doing Jim's Chip Chipperson gay laugh thing.

He should've named it jerk jerkerson for the respect of the original material

I picture Keith using his mouths and lips, actually.

I bet you do.

puckering

Egg-related Anth reaction pics always make me laugh

I like the idea of old Nana Cumia using a buttplug with a cord, rather than the cordless versions favored by modern homos.

he has to connect it to one of those beefy orange extension cords. He only needed a few extra feet for maximum insertion but the only cord around was 25 feet.

Don’t forget the GFCI

Or like the old Jim Jeffries bit - before he became a SJW - about how his egg broke in his rectum and how he had to get it out.

People say he stole that bit from Doug Stanhope, personally I don't get how anyone can listen to that obnoxious he-lush long enough to take in an entire story of his.

Nice opinion, stupid

You don’t love directionless stammering for exhausting lengths of time?

And he’s acted like something was up is ass ever since

Two fucking shirts all day every day

I assume you'd have to plug that in to a dryer recepticle in order to have enough juice?