I hear there's some nice scaffolding over in Detroit, preferably in the downtown sections. Usually, the best scaffolding pictures can be taken at 10PM-3AM
No, 5 black guys didn't suddenly emerge from the shadows and "start giving him shit." No, he didn't snarl "this ain't your show" like a homosexual Sgt Barnes, only for them to scurry back off down some imaginary alley. He was taking creep shots of a hooker, she smacked him and he ran home crying. That's it.
It's not 1972, grandpa. There aren't groups of black "pusher men" hanging around Times Square at 3 a.m. you doddering old cunt.
It must be so painful for Ant that he doesn’t even remember typing this. He was at this point bottom of the ocean black, deepest darkest black, blacker than the blackest black times infinity, black-the-fuck-out drunk.
To utterly ruin your life while cognizant of doing so is one thing. Imagine not even being able to remember destroying yourself.
Then she said I was a racist 5 more times. She's lucky Barnes & Noble hired white security guards or she'd be escorted off the property. Then 5 former fans of mine started asking for autographs!
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1 KYGGyokusai 2018-11-26
I hear there's some nice scaffolding over in Detroit, preferably in the downtown sections. Usually, the best scaffolding pictures can be taken at 10PM-3AM
1 JoeGuzzlesChildJizz 2018-11-26
Hahaha people come from far and wide to check out New York’s world renowned scaffolding
1 NguyenLevin71 2018-11-26
Let he who hasn’t drunkenly confabulated a victim narrative cast the first stone.
1 DarkhawkAlpha 2018-11-26
The number 5 does show up numerous times in this 140 character tweet. Almost, as if, 5 Spooks appeared out of nowhere.
1 McGowan9 2018-11-26
No, 5 black guys didn't suddenly emerge from the shadows and "start giving him shit." No, he didn't snarl "this ain't your show" like a homosexual Sgt Barnes, only for them to scurry back off down some imaginary alley. He was taking creep shots of a hooker, she smacked him and he ran home crying. That's it.
It's not 1972, grandpa. There aren't groups of black "pusher men" hanging around Times Square at 3 a.m. you doddering old cunt.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-11-26
It would have been more believable if he said Michael Jackson jumped in and broke it up, then they all did a "Beat It" dance number.
1 no_one_inparticular 2018-11-26
And it's probably not the only time Ant has imagined being ganged up on by five black guys.
1 McGowan9 2018-11-26
It was how his home invasion fantasy actually ended. Him on his knees getting his face slapped by 5 basketball American dicks.
1 Jimmy_Sucks 2018-11-26
then his friend fell out of the closet while throwing up and landed on his camera
1 betadrome 2018-11-26
Did the faggot even press charges or did he run away like a bitch?
1 LamarThePotato 2018-11-26
You know the answer.
1 lowend73 2018-11-26
Tweeting at 2:37 in the AM
1 TrievelGoesSouth 2018-11-26
It must be so painful for Ant that he doesn’t even remember typing this. He was at this point bottom of the ocean black, deepest darkest black, blacker than the blackest black times infinity, black-the-fuck-out drunk.
To utterly ruin your life while cognizant of doing so is one thing. Imagine not even being able to remember destroying yourself.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-11-26
And those five black men? Albert Einstein!
1 ilumty 2018-11-26
what did he mean by this ?
1 packitchofsositch 2018-11-26
That if he was black he would have blaaaasted her, yo. However, his NASA control room genes saved her ungrateful life that night.
1 TheElDan 2018-11-26
Italians are, of course, well known for their self-control and the rarity of resorting to violence.
1 BergStonewall 2018-11-26
So, so, so, so, so, so
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-26
Then she said I was a racist 5 more times. She's lucky Barnes & Noble hired white security guards or she'd be escorted off the property. Then 5 former fans of mine started asking for autographs!
1 ThePoorLad 2018-11-26
It'll be believeable if I include details, like how many times she punched me, or how many blacks gave me shit.