How Anthony imagined his Barnes & Noble book signing picture would look

1  2018-11-26 by dropngo

41 comments

Patrice's ghost should be hovering above laughing

He was.

Goddamn if Patrice is watching all this shit happen to Anthony and Jim and opie and looking what the fuck has happened with the subreddit he'd having the biggest fucking laugh of his life.

Gets off the floor and shakes his head and goes to get some over priced raw food.

There’s no way anyone else could fit in that room if Bobby was there.

Colin appearing like the shining sun every kid draws in the top corner of a picture, over a sea of people no longer funny or respectable

Colin figured it out. Can't do anything unfunny if you don't do anything.

burr?

Dice is in a movie that will probably be nominated for best pictcha!

It will *definitely* be nominated, and likely will win (sadly).

Burr is definitely still funny and respectable, everyone here just hates him for marrying a black woman.

I still like Bill and Nick (even Bobby), but can't make it 15 minutes into any of their podcasts anymore. They're still funny when they're fucking around but that's not nearly as often as it used to be. Bill is disliked because he contradicted his early material and traded in some comedic integrity for the comfort of a typical marriage, not "because he married a black woman".

How can anyone blame him though for getting married considering his basically optimal circumstances for it? I don't think it has affected his comedy, other than not talking about the devil that is marriage anymore.

What's his alternative though, end up a lonely old ghoul trying to fuck mentally unstable girls half his age?

And rightly so.

Is he? I haven't seen or heard anything funny from him in several years.

His podcast still is often hilarious, anytime he's on Conan is great, F is for Family is pretty good, and I saw Burr live a year or so ago and it's the hardest I've ever laughed in my life.

Alright Stan you can hop off his dick now

I can’t believe that’s the pic DiPaolo used for his podcast. He looks so retarded.

"Are these crayons for coloring or eating?"

Has His Highness even promoted Anthony's book?

Yes he has, Google it!

For whatever reason I don’t think anyone but Yimmy would’ve shown but yet Erock & Keith were there of course cutting a hour spot to 20 minutes didn’t really give it a fair shake

Allegedly Daniel Craig stopped talking to Anthony after Anthony tried shoving his hands down Daniel's pants to "see if he was packing". Or so I heard.

He was like "Us Brits dont carry guns around town like barbarian cowboys"

Was he?

Craig's as bent as a butcher's hook apparently but even he'd draw the line at getting fondled by nana.

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LOL @ the idea that Dice would have anything to do with ant'ny even in his deluded mind.

Nice glasses', stupids.

I guess you forgot the other Colin.

Joe Biden patted him on the back and said "This is a big fucking deal"

Is that Dice or Ian Halperin? I can’t tell anymore.

Google it google it

Guugle it!

Even the fucking Worm didn't show. "I'm a fiercely loyal person". I can tell.

You can just look at Gavin and see the autism and bipolar disorder in his eyes. How do people like him?

How that puck chaser attracted enough assholes to form his own Sturmabteilung is one of the stranger mysteries of 21st century life.

All because Keith and Ant hired a zero pussy getting manchild named Rat. A strange phenomenon indeed.

You forgot Sue gazing upon Ant lovingly.

What happened this the “shitload of live shows and signings” ? Is that just a one and done now ?

Nigger

He was.