I'd go as low as 13.

1  2018-11-25 by Opprobriousness

17 comments

1  Snake_____86 2018-11-25

I'd go as low as 4 books signed.

1  PepperTheCentaur 2018-11-25

*1 sharpie per book to keep that autograph crisp.

1  Themenwithnoname 2018-11-25

I'd go as low as 13 IQ.

1  J-Bradley1 2018-11-25

Well, that explains why he always has Bobo over

1  CharlieWaflesBR 2018-11-25

He was almost proud when he said that too. What a fucking ghoul.

1  CharlieWaflesBR 2018-11-25

He sounded almost proud when he said that too. What a fucking ghoul.

1  Single_Action_Army 2018-11-25

And angry when people disagreed with him. You've never seen a hot 13-year-old?!

1  Kurt_Love 2018-11-25

I wish that fat antifa girl knew about his pedophilia.

1  Single_Action_Army 2018-11-25

She woulda probably been on his side then

1  Youseeonlydarkness 2018-11-25

only if she also knew about his Tunisian heritage

1  danTHEdikc 2018-11-25

He dresses like he raided an 8th grade Target back to school sale.

1  GayAdmanDonDraper 2018-11-25

Nobody will go as low as him when the money ran out.

1  KYGGyokusai 2018-11-25

Maybe if we submit enough complaints, we can get Anthony audited by the IRS

1  ObsessiveMuso 2018-11-25

"YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A 13 YEAR OLD THAT WAS COMPLETELY FUCKABLE?!"

-Anthony Cumia, incensed and convinced that the entire room was lying about not finding children sexually attractive

1  Supernova5 2018-11-25

I honestly believe that when he said nine first he was being serious and just gauging the rooms reaction. Thirteen just seemed like the lowest number he could possibly get away with after that.

1  packitchofsositch 2018-11-25

When you have to clarify to your friends that you wouldn't have sexual intercourse with the "wrong" 13, it can't be good.

1  ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-11-25

I'd go as low as 13 years in prison if I cooperate with authorities