I'd go with the feet. Especially on this guy. Him not being able to see even the last split second of what's about to happen would make me giggle 10 times harder for some reason.
That's most of it. Plus the chance you'll die and relatives will eventually run across it. I know it would be hilarious but you're not around to laugh so you'll just be that gross creep who died.
True story, I currently work in a sex/head shop. Those things go for a minimum of $500. There are dudes that have the means to by them like it's nothing. They almost always get lube, toy cleaner and male enhancement pills. In those things in action, it's just a vibration heavy piece of molded silicone Idon't understand if they're this lonely why they don't just get a hooker.
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1 PeppyHands 2018-11-25
Yeah guys don't send me this in the mail for Christmas OMG so embarrassing!
1 RamonFrunkis 2018-11-25
Love the posh guy in the suit reading the Financial Times. The Tube is a magical place.
1 redditardsdurr 2018-11-25
Don't say "posh" in any medium transmitted to American soil you british faggot.
1 late_50s_why 2018-11-25
I thought we cleaned them out
1 redditardsdurr 2018-11-25
Did ya?
1 BoatHack2 2018-11-25
FUCK THE QUEEN UP THE BUM INNIT
1 anorock13 2018-11-25
It even comes with a starter pack of lube!!!
1 MoeGreenVegas 2018-11-25
Mind the gap
1 DigitalTorque 2018-11-25
even comes with a complimentary Nana Anal Egg
1 late_50s_why 2018-11-25
He called dibs on it
1 ValentinaBillien 2018-11-25
Those feet are awful
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-11-25
It should be legally permitted to sock any guy in the mouth who wears sandals with pants
1 packitchofsositch 2018-11-25
I'd go with the feet. Especially on this guy. Him not being able to see even the last split second of what's about to happen would make me giggle 10 times harder for some reason.
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-11-25
Lmao
1 Otto-Ernst-Remer 2018-11-25
Look to be street shitter's
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-11-25
Lucky
1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2018-11-25
Dave Lindo is the new Jim Norton.
1 Dennyislife 2018-11-25
Pet pussy?
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-11-25
I would probably fuck that thing but the level of shame and sadness afterwards when you’re cleaning it and putting it away would be too much.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-11-25
That's most of it. Plus the chance you'll die and relatives will eventually run across it. I know it would be hilarious but you're not around to laugh so you'll just be that gross creep who died.
1 redtrilobal 2018-11-25
True story, I currently work in a sex/head shop. Those things go for a minimum of $500. There are dudes that have the means to by them like it's nothing. They almost always get lube, toy cleaner and male enhancement pills. In those things in action, it's just a vibration heavy piece of molded silicone Idon't understand if they're this lonely why they don't just get a hooker.