Looks like an unearthed corpse from a shallow grave.

They do run it in some fucked up grainy color scheme to try and minimize his acne scars

They should start putting vaseline on the lens like Star Trek TNG

it would be very selfish of him not to share those handsome features

I hear he's been called "sexy"

His eyes look like puppy mill dog vaginas

Damn, now I can't beat off to this picture.

Nice ear muffs, stupid

I have those headphones, they're vury good, but yes you look gay wearing them. Giant grey muffs.

His individually placed hair follicles look great too

I swear the advances in medical science that have allowed surgeons to perform face transplants is astonishing. Sure, it doesn't look natural now, but just wait 10 years from now. Remarkable.

It’s time to use the old Vaseline on the lens trick.

If Ant somehow made his way onto Mt. Rushmore, they'd only have to carve eyes and a mouth