It’d fool me, he almost looks normal

He's trying hard to look like a big boy.

Why would you even take selfies with an egg dome like that?

The graphics on his hoody is the gayest shit ever.

His hair line is retreating faster than Bob Kelly at a weight watchers convention.

HOLD ON HOLD ON

More like faster than Blob Kelly at a NO EATING convention

The look of someone thrilled with the direction of their brand new podcasting network.

Those two tufts of hair at his scalp make me very upset.

The two adjoining window peaks.

Tss you can peek right through those windows or sumptin

They would have got him burned alive in the 16th Century.

Lol

Why does he look like Jim Morrison?

Cuz he likes to “ride the snake”

Not in the cool heroin sense but in the riding cock sense. Fuckin home run chippah

An even gayer bob Ross

Man I want to slap him

If i saw that thing come out of the woods at me, I'd be shooting. No question.

Someone shove some fried chicken up in that mug.

If he trimmed that scraggy mess hanging from his chin and took his knotted springs down to a 2, he might look kind of normal.

Sam’s metabolism is about to hit a brick wall. He will be a big fat guy by the time he turns 37.

Sam Roberts, big fag.

Jeez that is one wonky headed mother fucker

But he is Sam I don't get it

Lol at this pathetic ugly faggot and his constant vanity selfies, stop trying make yourself into a brand kike it aint gonna happen, success requires talent.

Say what you want about that Porsalin fag but that documentary really knocked the misplaced cockiness out of this fucking mutant.

Who the fuck let it grow a beard?

The two adjoining window peaks.

They would have got him burned alive in the 16th Century.