This is a random place for me to loff, work on my material I'll never share with anybody, and feel better about myself compared to a failing podcast-hack addict and a sickly road comic tranny-cock chaser. Those of you trying to make us some kind of community, seek therapy or a bullet to the temple (not really, I ain't tryin' for the hate here).

If you have to passive-aggressively delete me from your Twitter friends list, that's PFG for me.