If your phone autocorrects “hate,” then you need to reconsider whether you belong here, sir

His giggly laugh is so annoying. That and his attempts to be the young hip guy. Nothing hip about a WWE nerd

What's the haps.

I hate that he thinks he "work hard" to get where he is.

The thing I hare most? His lip!

Take my wife, please

He thinks he earned what he has now. He was given everything on a platter and still acts like he's something special. It's unbelievable.

Not to mention how he stabbed Scorch in the back. That alone is enough to send the hit squad after him. He's lucky Scorch isn't the type to allow that to happen.

I have never liked Sam and not even so much because of him. Because he has only ever worked at Sirius for Opie and Anthony there was this narrative that he was/is some crazy hard worker. He sits around and talks. Anyone normal person gets up and goes to work every day. If people want to move up they show up on time or even a bit early. The way that Opie, and the show in general, would praise him like he was this workhorse always was a joke to me. He showed up on time to his job of making fun of Bobo, making sure callers got through and laughing at Ant and Jim being funny. Oh yeah, he wanted more time on-air so he would do other radio shifts when asked. What a hard worker!!

He thinks he earned what he has now. He was given everything on a platter and still acts like he's something special.

Yes, that's one of the most repugnant character traits in general. Joe's the same.

His love of wrestling faggotry and how giddy he gets when its brought up

His use of invented words like “agreeance” & “prideful” & “comfortability”. Idiot.

he looks like a Bavarian white sausage dipped in the plughole of a butcher's shower.

honestly just his fucking voice, as shit as his personality is i can't stand hearing him speak, along with the cackling christ, i really hate him, he shouldn't be on radio

Liking wrestling in adulthood. Lots of flaws. This is the biggest.

At least it seems he's turned it into a money maker but he's still as retarded as anyone who likes wrestling once they grow pubic hair

I also hate his hare the most.

How he acts in a condescending manner towards vos. Sam is only barely smarter than his and really has no right. Also the way he condescendingly giggles about vos being shirtless as if he is mocking vos’ body. Just imagine how Sam would look shirtless. Look at his fucking wrists, how a guy like that gets off mock another persons body is astounding.

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The fact that he can't pronounce anything correctly. I'm generally fairly ambivalent about Sam but every time he says 'Tom Delonge' like 'sponge' I want to beat him to death. Or 'protrude.' Fucking dumbbell.

He's an asshole, but he's too much of a coward to openly be a dick and instead just picks exclusively on those who can't fight back.

His nasally voice and constant-need to be a contrarian.

The fact that he literally gags when attempting to eat steak and instead, would rather opt for a plate of chicken tendies and pizza rolls.