If Artie keeps it up he'll be chatting with him again sooner than later.

What’s Dr. Steve’s handle on here? I want to know what medical explanation causes this.

If you look at one of my shitposts regarding Artie, he chimed in.

I'm pretty sure it's the one without the Mr. Potato Head nose.

dr steve said his nasal septum has collapsed resulting in a flattening and widening of the nose.

Is that from the coke or the heroin? Why doesn't her just smoke the h or mix a speedball and shoot it? He hates his nose more than anything else on his body

he claims he's scared of needles. I'm sure he smokes it too.

But he's been sober 18 days!!

He finally got it together!

....and last month he failed two separate piss-tests.

Used to and “they still do”

Gimme dem ribs!

They'll be able to again soon

Ive only been aware of artie about a year and in that time hea had like 7 to 8 redemptions. But i bet hes figured it out this time

How have you only known who Artie is for a year?

I only knew him as the guy from Dirty Work and that’s pretty much it until he entered Anthony’s orbit. I’ve never listened to Stern and I forgot everything about MadTV because it aired a thousand years ago.

Arties nose looks like a post OP dick made out elbow skin

He was allowed to just leave to do a show? Either he’s lying about being in rehab or the system continuously keeps fucking up and giving him chances. You know he got ahold of something during that brief outing.

About heroin, presumably. Mitch’s wife, Lynn, kicked it and recovered. Too bad Artie hasn’t had the same success.

No.. No they didn't..

AH of course, the rehab where you can leave during your first week to go to comedy clubs for a couple hours. I bet Artie was pissed when he remembered that he had to actually perform to keep up this farce that this was a comedy show and not a copping dope trip.