Bobo with a mouth full of mashed potatoes leaning over directly into my face and talking at screaming volume is something that would make me look forward to every holiday.
Bobbo's sister is exactly the type of empty-headed vapid histrionic whore I always end up banging. I'm always left with resentment after they leave like Jim's motherfucked me face; they're empty soulless people constantly looking for attention especially on social media, and cannot put their phones' away unless it's to get plowed. Any girl under the age of 30 nowdays has the mental age of a fifteen year old, I felt like a pedophile banging 20 year olds at university only a few years ago. Nature really motherfucked me by making me handsome, because I can't stop banging these cunts.
You got downvoted for being a giant faggot, but I agree that she's very representative of a lot of young women (source: tolerating these idiots in Australia, America, and Europe).
She is not a "fine piece of ass." She's got fat Bobo face, no tits, and her legs are average. She's an incidental broad with a retarded brother who travels the world on money scammed from truckers. She deserves Zika and AIDS she will no doubt contract.
I'd bet a paycheck that Bobo watched her get double dicked by the neighborhood colored kids. Bobo just sat his ass in her closet while the brothers came in her butt.
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63 comments
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-11-23
Would I fuck her? Absolutely. But she straight up has Bobo-face.
1 JimsJarOfMustard 2018-11-23
The Whoville nose, for sure.
1 Joseph_Spud 2018-11-23
YOURE DOT LOYING
1 anonimescu 2018-11-23
And his juicy cock sucking lips
1 senselessdegenerate 2018-11-23
Do you think Ant is even hard when he cums in that retards mouth? He probably feeds him Xanax so he won’t remember a thing.
1 dmix 2018-11-23
Make up does wonders too
1 quasi100 2018-11-23
All the retard genes went to her wacky tits
1 VicDumb 2018-11-23
And cunt eyebrows
1 wannabuyaghost 2018-11-23
People are often mislead into thinking a woman is attractive simply because she isn't fat.
1 Air_Rangoon 2018-11-23
You're old and mistaking young for "fine." Bobo-sis is barely sexy.
Totally would tho.
1 roberto-plant 2018-11-23
I would marry her just to sit at the Kurlan family table on holidays. That madhouse must be awesome.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-11-23
Bobo could read Colin's tweets and actually get someone laughing
1 Mikekekeke 2018-11-23
Bobo with a mouth full of mashed potatoes leaning over directly into my face and talking at screaming volume is something that would make me look forward to every holiday.
1 KYGGyokusai 2018-11-23
The Annual Kurlan In-Law Brawl must be a real treat to watch live and in person
1 ChocomelTM 2018-11-23
Are you trying to get in on the Indiegogo fortune?
1 PassProtect15 2018-11-23
look at those legs dude
also the picture of her as a minor league baseball cheerleader is pretty jack-worthy
1 roberto-plant 2018-11-23
Pretty ballsy of Bobo's mom to let anyone cum in her after Bobo tumbled out.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-11-23
She probably got off on the attention, pity, and all the free shit for having a tard kid and hoped this one would be a genetic failure too.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-11-23
God knows she's been riding this recent scam as far as it would take her.
1 holodog 2018-11-23
She drank a bottle of wine a day for 9 months but God wasn't willing to curse the tristate area twice.
1 spaceship-earth 2018-11-23
Sometimes the meatloaf is overdone.
1 Colinfagerty 2018-11-23
Yum.
1 El_Heato 2018-11-23
Hopefully she ends up on Cold Case
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-23
She looks like any whore on a corner, plus she has a Bobo face, and she lies and steals with reckless abandon.
Pass.
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-11-23
Are you a virgin?
1 individual02 2018-11-23
Yea I think the relation to ethics when talking about looks gave it away pretty quickly.
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-11-23
"Bitches won't even look at me, so I must pretend that it is really THEM who are BELOW ME, not the other way around."
1 thenspokezarathustra 2018-11-23
Definitely the type to travel to tourist hotspots around the world and then put 'Wanderlust' in her Tindr bio.
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-11-23
Bobbo's sister is exactly the type of empty-headed vapid histrionic whore I always end up banging. I'm always left with resentment after they leave like Jim's motherfucked me face; they're empty soulless people constantly looking for attention especially on social media, and cannot put their phones' away unless it's to get plowed. Any girl under the age of 30 nowdays has the mental age of a fifteen year old, I felt like a pedophile banging 20 year olds at university only a few years ago. Nature really motherfucked me by making me handsome, because I can't stop banging these cunts.
1 thenspokezarathustra 2018-11-23
You got downvoted for being a giant faggot, but I agree that she's very representative of a lot of young women (source: tolerating these idiots in Australia, America, and Europe).
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-11-23
shut up, i dont care about votes and if they did downvote anything its because they're jealous virgins
1 thenspokezarathustra 2018-11-23
that's a tough one man
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2018-11-23
Don’t forget the type to brag about reading “Eat Pray Love”
1 decmcg 2018-11-23
I think it's safe to say that Bobo has oozed many buckets of retard cum all over her panty drawer.
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-11-23
high five low six
1 thenspokezarathustra 2018-11-23
I'd give her a 13-16 on the patented O'neal 1-30 metric.
1 Im_SuckIt 2018-11-23
An ugly aight bitch
1 GayAdmanDonDraper 2018-11-23
You sound like an unfuckable nothing.
1 the_barroom_hero 2018-11-23
Hope she runs into Joran Van Der Sloot on her travels
1 CyrusChipperson 2018-11-23
I’ve done worse
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-11-23
Any more? I want to wrestle my prick.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-11-23
Nice shadows, stupid
1 kickassery 2018-11-23
Who needs defense when you can just score more points.
1 Peckas1 2018-11-23
All the purity went to her. All the crap left over went to Bobo.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-11-23
Where her muhfuggin titties
1 EastSideDan 2018-11-23
Eastside Dave fingered her 14 year old pussy in Nana's hottub.
1 ScarletNumbered 2018-11-23
hot
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-11-23
How does this hoe afford her lifestyle?
1 BigGreenYamo 2018-11-23
crowdfunding
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2018-11-23
Someone fucked her retarded and that's what made Bobo.
1 holodog 2018-11-23
Bobette
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-11-23
She is not a "fine piece of ass." She's got fat Bobo face, no tits, and her legs are average. She's an incidental broad with a retarded brother who travels the world on money scammed from truckers. She deserves Zika and AIDS she will no doubt contract.
1 safka13 2018-11-23
Lacks few of "ewwwww" and "ughhhh". Also a reference to a shotgun would have been good. Faggot ass wannabe Jim
1 ThatNiggaDre 2018-11-23
That sounded nothing like James Norton, you are projecting your own Jimmy lite shit on me. I said AIDS and it set your autism off.
1 TattooedHorrorGuy 2018-11-23
I'd bet a paycheck that Bobo watched her get double dicked by the neighborhood colored kids. Bobo just sat his ass in her closet while the brothers came in her butt.
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1 TangerineReam 2018-11-23
Shes a total retard but GAHDAMN
1 danelawndo 2018-11-23
To be fair she does have a half retard bobo face going on, she's on the verge of muttering 'ib dot loying' any second now.
1 stephenpaddock59 2018-11-23
Pull my hair awlright
1 RichHeads 2018-11-23
White female privilege: +Be a white and a female. +Be average looking.
Have this criteria and the world is yours until about age 35.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-11-23
I’d take her to a Mets game, for real
1 Bitscoinmooning 2018-11-23
All the breast meat went into Bobo's Like Like body.
1 Billyassman 2018-11-23
Farmers away.