Nana: Dani, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. You understand?
Dani: Yeah.
​
Nana: Now, we're going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear my egg vibrating
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[vibrates]
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Nana: or whether you DON'T hear it vibrating, or whatever the FUCK you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am Tweeting, THAT means don't come in. Now, do you think you can handle that?
​
Dani: Yeah.
​
Nana: Good. Now why don't you start right now and get the fuck back to obscurity? Hmm?
Nana: Dani, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. You understand?
Dani: Yeah.
Nana: Now, we're going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear my egg vibrating
[vibrates]
Nana: or whether you DON'T hear it vibrating, or whatever the FUCK you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am Tweeting, THAT means don't come in. Now, do you think you can handle that?
Dani: Yeah.
Nana: Good. Now why don't you start right now and get the fuck back to obscurity? Hmm?
Watched it last week. Also: Since we all seem to love this movie, there is an interesting conspiracy documentary filled with the ravings of slightly-smarter-than-Brother Joe lunatics called “Room 237” that is worth a watch. There is also a guy on Youtube who posts some in depth analyses of Kubrick films and particularly The Shining.
Yea I saw the documentary when it was on Netflix, was almost just as creepy as the film. I'm not into conspiracies but I do think Kubrick was a mad genius now after watching both.
I never laid a hand on her, goddamn it. I didn't. I wouldn't touch one hair on her goddamn little head. But that subreddit... As long as I live, they'll never let me forget what happened.
...
I did hurt her once, okay? It was an accident. Completely unintentional. Could have happened to anybody... and it was three goddamn years ago! The little fucker had her hands in my face, and all I tried to do was pull them away with my teeth. A momentary loss of jaw coordination, all right?
26 comments
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-11-23
Scatman Crothers Bleed A Lot
1 schmuckOnWheels 2018-11-23
The stroke...corrrrected him
1 JimsJarOfMustard 2018-11-23
Give me the egg Dani. Sticks out tongue. GIMME THE EGG DAAAANNI!
1 GorramTimebomb 2018-11-23
Nana: Dani, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. You understand?
Dani: Yeah.
​
Nana: Now, we're going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear my egg vibrating
​
[vibrates]
​
Nana: or whether you DON'T hear it vibrating, or whatever the FUCK you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am Tweeting, THAT means don't come in. Now, do you think you can handle that?
​
Dani: Yeah.
​
Nana: Good. Now why don't you start right now and get the fuck back to obscurity? Hmm?
1 GorramTimebomb 2018-11-23
Nana: Dani, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. You understand?
Dani: Yeah.
Nana: Now, we're going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear my egg vibrating
[vibrates]
Nana: or whether you DON'T hear it vibrating, or whatever the FUCK you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am Tweeting, THAT means don't come in. Now, do you think you can handle that?
Dani: Yeah.
Nana: Good. Now why don't you start right now and get the fuck back to obscurity? Hmm?
1 JimsJarOfMustard 2018-11-23
WE GOT FRIIISKIES, PUUURINA ONE, FANCY FEAST, MEOOOW MIX...YOU LIKE MEOW MIX, DOC?
1 DianaKurlan55 2018-11-23
“Well he looks like a beavis, doesn’t he? Like from the cartoons!”
1 stinkypussay 2018-11-23
"He's a very stupid brother, if I may be so bold"
1 LeBaronpencil 2018-11-23
"You're the pedo Mr. Cumia...you've always been the pedo."
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-11-23
All drink and no laughs makes TACS a dull show
1 alkiefuck 2018-11-23
ANAN DEEF
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-11-23
This is my favorite scary movie
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-11-23
Watched it last week. Also: Since we all seem to love this movie, there is an interesting conspiracy documentary filled with the ravings of slightly-smarter-than-Brother Joe lunatics called “Room 237” that is worth a watch. There is also a guy on Youtube who posts some in depth analyses of Kubrick films and particularly The Shining.
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-11-23
Yea I saw the documentary when it was on Netflix, was almost just as creepy as the film. I'm not into conspiracies but I do think Kubrick was a mad genius now after watching both.
1 Jimmy_Sucks 2018-11-23
I never laid a hand on her, goddamn it. I didn't. I wouldn't touch one hair on her goddamn little head. But that subreddit... As long as I live, they'll never let me forget what happened.
...
I did hurt her once, okay? It was an accident. Completely unintentional. Could have happened to anybody... and it was three goddamn years ago! The little fucker had her hands in my face, and all I tried to do was pull them away with my teeth. A momentary loss of jaw coordination, all right?
1 DianaKurlan55 2018-11-23
“Just a couple ass pounds of energy per second per second”
1 DianaKurlan55 2018-11-23
I will admit the original line from the movie was funnier.
1 RuffianMcDonald-SS 2018-11-23
I’m outlining a new ghost writing project
1 chippersan 2018-11-23
I know a very funny Kuhn
1 ElFaporino 2018-11-23
Vos may need to be Corrrrrrrrected.
1 itsnotpiss 2018-11-23
"Daniel Ben Dovid isn't here, Mrs. Torrance."
1 ManbadFerrara 2018-11-23
"What'll you be drinking, Ant?
"Cum of the trans that fucked me, Sue."
1 redtrilobal 2018-11-23
ambient denture clicks ring throughout the hallowed Halls of the Stanley hotel.
1 Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2018-11-23
"You're still hilarious Mr Cumia. You've always been hilarious."
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-11-23
Mr. Cumia...you were the faggot...I recognize ya...you kicked your girlfriends ribs into little bits...then you lost your gun.
1 GregorioThomassoni 2018-11-23
Flaherty's face is so naturally dramatic.