Nice pirate earrings, stupid.

Butt pirate

Grown men taking car selfies should be shot on sight.

From his glasses reflection it looks like he's driving.

A grown, old man taking selfies to post on social media while he's driving down the road. Is there anything more pathetic?

Only the dudes that do this with those knock off race car seat covers they bought a pep boys

What’s with boomers and goatees? It’s the mullet of facial hair..

This motherfucker honestly thinks he looks cool. Just think about that for a minute.

Nice face, stupid