Nana is now at her McMansion. She tried to think what went wrong at her book signing. How DEFCON is this sassy lady gonna get? Will Beavis finally get that ass raping he deserves?
he's been in a keith induced xanax coma for a few days. he's not going to remember that much after they revive him with some cocaine and a pair of Sue's worn panties.
He went to Dawn’s house with Joe and the girl he got. He got overly drunk and Dawn had to make up an excuse to her kids as to why uncle Anth was sleeping in the downstairs bathroom.
He's near catatonic in a fetal position under the poker table, having fevered thoughts about what the Compound really means, what really defines the nature of success and unobscurity that the Compound represents. It can't be simply the property that the bank is about to foreclose on. No way. No, it's the dinosaur. "Yes," he says to himself. "Tomorrow we'll get all the boys together to haul the dinosaur to Joe's living room. Where the dinosaur is, the Compound is. Its already named Compound East, right? And after carrying Joe all these years, he's sure to have no problem with letting me live there rent free. He can even buy me my xannies and beers with his big rock star income. Yeah, this is gonna work. Ain't no one gonna call Anth a pissy eyed faggot tinknocker without a Compound again!"
I'd like to believe he thinks to himself "Why the fuck did I go to Time's Square that fucking night?!" at least 60 times per hour since the failed signing.
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1 JimandFred 2018-11-23
he's been in a keith induced xanax coma for a few days. he's not going to remember that much after they revive him with some cocaine and a pair of Sue's worn panties.
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-11-23
Howlin brothaman! Let's go to the callers, Fred from Florida what's up?
Fawk we lost a good one.
What did you just say? Something about cocaine? Where we at with the drugs?
Snowaaaay
1 JimandFred 2018-11-23
burp.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-23
HOLDONHOLDONHOLDONHOLDON!
DragonWagon, whaddaya got?
1 DenseMan 2018-11-23
He went to Dawn’s house with Joe and the girl he got. He got overly drunk and Dawn had to make up an excuse to her kids as to why uncle Anth was sleeping in the downstairs bathroom.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-23
'He's under the weather, kids, now go pee outside for today.'
1 GreekIsExtra 2018-11-23
He's near catatonic in a fetal position under the poker table, having fevered thoughts about what the Compound really means, what really defines the nature of success and unobscurity that the Compound represents. It can't be simply the property that the bank is about to foreclose on. No way. No, it's the dinosaur. "Yes," he says to himself. "Tomorrow we'll get all the boys together to haul the dinosaur to Joe's living room. Where the dinosaur is, the Compound is. Its already named Compound East, right? And after carrying Joe all these years, he's sure to have no problem with letting me live there rent free. He can even buy me my xannies and beers with his big rock star income. Yeah, this is gonna work. Ain't no one gonna call Anth a pissy eyed faggot tinknocker without a Compound again!"
1 3stepsbackward 2018-11-23
I'd like to believe he thinks to himself "Why the fuck did I go to Time's Square that fucking night?!" at least 60 times per hour since the failed signing.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-11-23
Remember that high school dropout and polymath Anthony Cumia thinks that DEFCON one is the lowest level.
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/9yuanq/anthony_fucked_up_a_defcon_levels_analogy_in_his/