This isn't normal Reddit you daft cunt. Don't say shit like this. Why do you even come here? Get some plastic surgery before you decide to "show off" again.
She's supposed to be the girl who gets attacked in the beginning and they found washed up on shore. Really it was just an excuse for her to be half naked and parade her manbody around the party for attention.
Bitch looks like Jodie Foster. Being told you look like Jodie Foster isn't a compliment ever. It's a hint that you a busted bitch with some nasty ass breath.
Tragically, sea turtles often get caught in stray fishing nets and occasionally injured by boat propellers. This is a costume to bring awareness, not something to be casually mocked.
What I like about Missy is that I can tell she's as much of a crazy whore as Dani was. This means she could at any time recreate that drama from a few years ago. If he ever jilts her she could have him arrested or blackmail him or Phil Hartman him (with a borrowed gun, Anthony doesn't have any). She's a doughy time bomb.
45 comments
1 johnajapanda 2018-11-23
Where the fuck are her tits?
1 JustPooch 2018-11-23
FUCK!
1 boogsuge 2018-11-23
Bench pressed them away
1 sams_seed 2018-11-23
Bitch smell like my plate of discarded crab shells at thanksgiving
1 deumae 2018-11-23
She looks the type where crab stink is an improvement over the usual.
1 MySexJunkSmells 2018-11-23
Don't act like your pussy don't stank.
It probably smells like cheap liquor and menthol newports down there.
1 sams_seed 2018-11-23
Username checks out
1 Cumia_Box 2018-11-23
This isn't normal Reddit you daft cunt. Don't say shit like this. Why do you even come here? Get some plastic surgery before you decide to "show off" again.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-23
Sheddep
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-11-23
Bitches who smoke, especially menthols, always have stank pussy. Cigarette smokers are disgusting.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-11-23
Ant is dating Uncle Joey in drag.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-11-23
schumer?
1 Hugh-Juhsol 2018-11-23
What’s she’s supposed to be? Slutty Seaweed?
1 Air_Rangoon 2018-11-23
Mer-mannish.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-11-23
This was a stupid Jaws themed party at Nana's mutant Compound.
1 TheElDan 2018-11-23
That just makes this costume make even less sense.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-11-23
She's supposed to be the girl who gets attacked in the beginning and they found washed up on shore. Really it was just an excuse for her to be half naked and parade her manbody around the party for attention.
1 ValentinaBillien 2018-11-23
She's one of those dead Long Island whores they found in the marsh.
1 TheElDan 2018-11-23
Not yet....
1 BelgiumJimmy 2018-11-23
Cow
1 pithypariah 2018-11-23
Bitch looks like Jodie Foster. Being told you look like Jodie Foster isn't a compliment ever. It's a hint that you a busted bitch with some nasty ass breath.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-11-23
She wish, Jodie was a nice dyke in her days.
1 dionysus187 2018-11-23
why didn't anthony buy her some tits?
1 GrandTefftAuto 2018-11-23
She’s the opposite of Sue, no tits but the rest of her is manly.
1 dionysus187 2018-11-23
yeah you are right, she would need a lot more than tits to make her look much more like a female
1 McGowan9 2018-11-23
He likes flat chests because he's a faggot.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-11-23
Here's another one. Her stupid wacky expressions in every photo are infuriating: https://i.imgur.com/5QspfIg.png
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-11-23
Woof.
1 ChocomelTM 2018-11-23
I think "Missy" is supposed to be ironic. "Olga" would be more fitting.
1 TheElDan 2018-11-23
This is a thing ugly people do in photos. If anyone points out how ugly they are, they just say “Well yeah of course, I’m making a silly face!”
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-11-23
She looks like she's trying to recreate his book cover.
1 burlapsack69 2018-11-23
Nice delts bro
1 racemic_mixture 2018-11-23
She'll be very helpful chopping up the rest of the wood before winter hits.
1 NguyenLevin71 2018-11-23
This was pre-keys in cat shit Missy.
1 edgars_teeth 2018-11-23
Tragically, sea turtles often get caught in stray fishing nets and occasionally injured by boat propellers. This is a costume to bring awareness, not something to be casually mocked.
1 all_copacetic 2018-11-23
What I like about Missy is that I can tell she's as much of a crazy whore as Dani was. This means she could at any time recreate that drama from a few years ago. If he ever jilts her she could have him arrested or blackmail him or Phil Hartman him (with a borrowed gun, Anthony doesn't have any). She's a doughy time bomb.
1 TheElDan 2018-11-23
Nice granny panties.
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2018-11-23
My heavens. She’s a real bruiser if I’m being completely honest, gang.
1 literalotherkin 2018-11-23
'Poison Ivy' is what every girl gets who stays in the master bedroom at the compound.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-11-23
She's cosplaying as Lobster Girl. Next, she'll be blowing an intern, while Anthony weeps.
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2018-11-23
I would nuzzle up on dem biceps
1 Superbad415 2018-11-23
She’s got “the mark of the cumia” on her neck.
1 ForceFeedNana 2018-11-23
Nice Laci Petersen costume, whore
1 ScarletNumbered 2018-11-23
I'd fuck her
1 Don_Panera 2018-11-23
Nice needlemark thighs, stupid.