so so so so you're saying he's a poser

i like to buy you a cup of coffee so i can have a 5 min conversation...

I’m not interested, sir.

Maybe even kiss you

These cumias have a way with words😘

So you’re saying SPEECH makes you a fat middle aged poser

Unless you think he's making it to one hundred and twenty, Joe is not middle aged. He's an elderly buffoon. There's no fool like an old fool.

No it means he buys his clothes at Walmart.

so so so so you're saying if I exclusively wear branded merchandise for a show about grown men who have secret meetings dressed in leather that's been off the air for years that I'm somehow a loser and closeted homosexual?

How astute.

Joe had assumed The Reaper was the nickname of a power top at Big Apple Ranch

with a 10 inch curved dick

cock like a scythe

this guy gets it

That was the joke, yes

He misread it as Fear the Raper.

Now that's a wallet I'd buy

I'm nearly 13 and have a BAD MOTHERFUCKER wallet. It was a gift and I'd be embarrassed to show it to anyone.

As you should be

Wait, you’re 12? Just leave, this is a sad, scary place.

I was born in Africa and saw my parents die there. This sub is Teletubbies in comparison. Thanks for looking out, tough.

Poor little mug

Did you come to America seeking fortune and prosperity at the fabled Panera Bread?

It was difficult enough to persuade the guardians not to send me to Germany or Scotland, where my parents were originally from. Would have loved the US; am a big fan.

Are you interested in an iPad and a room in the east or west wing of a prefab Long Island McMansion?

"Oh man!"

I was born in Africa and saw my parents die there

How are you using a computer with your no hands?

he comes from the village that did the chopping

That’s terrible I’m sorry, how’d your parents die?

Now would be a good time to remind everyone that you need to submit a dick pic in order to post here.

So have you ever even listened to the show?

Oh yes, my mother regularly got mp3 CDs from someone close to R&F. Even phoned in once, but (I think) Danny didn't believe I was calling from Namibia. Told him to look at the caller ID and called him an imbecile.

what time do they shut the electricity down?

That wallet was cool before every fag who walked into Spencer's bought one.

He is such a simpleton. Put some flames and skulls on it and he is giving you his CC info.

He also thinks chains (not the necklace type, the work with heavy objects type) are badass, hence his best dress shirt, the one with chains printed on it.

Here he is at some event all gussied up.

/r/Enoughinternet

Not to make her the new target of sympathy for this sub, but poor Dawn. Poor, poor Dawn.

She buys a nice dress and got her nails and hair done and showed up at her brother's "big launch event". He's drunk and sweaty and falling apart, and her oldest brother is wearing a branded dress shirt with fake chains on it.

I'm pretty sure someone photoshopped the chains but honestly I always have a hard time remembering because it is absolutely something dipshit would wear.

Someone photoshopped chains onto another shirt after they saw it here. This is a Joe original.

Ewww

Yeah, this dude is right. It's legit. Those are his dress chains on this shirt.

Joe willingly picked this shirt out to celebrate his brother's achievement.

"Honey? You think I should wear the button down Sons of Anarchy oxford with the silkscreened chains, or a nice polo?"

"You don't have nice polo Joe."

"Fuck yeah, I don't. #MAGA!!!"

A nice polo would emphasize his pointy tits too much.

Yeah. She is the one who dresses and comports herself in an age-appropriate manner.

Yeah I'd totally tongue punch her shithole if you know what I mean.

Too cryptic

He wears it because his people were in chains for centuries in the US.

haha His glasses pulling down on his collar is his signature old-man look. It's so funny that it's under his "nice" SoA dress shirt still in this picture.

Such a rube.

That's his good shirt, he wore it for the latest 2U photoshoot too.

You know he views himself as some badass enforcer when he wears that. Pussy has won one fight in his life.

And that one doesn't even count. If Colin's cousin is anything like him, he and his spindly camel legs never stood a chance.

fucking worst shirts, looks like velour or some shit. i think i had a shirt with a tv show on it when i was ten, it was the fucking A Team. Look up developmentally stunted in the dictionary and you'd see a photo of big boy joe.

wow what a complete boob he is. who would wear a shirt for some random show to an event to support his brothers new shitty venture.

Bro Joe is the gift that keeps on giving.

*His little brother’s credit card info.

*Anthony's

He's just such a fucking idiot

Does Joe ever talk about motorcycles or has he ever been seen on one?

Who cares, it’s not like that makes him any less of a fag.

https://i.redd.it/ia3g5ylyy0611.jpg

The guys loves his cheap chinese knock offs

Very nice of him to take his grandma out for a ride.

Any real biker would laugh themselves stupid at the sight of a guy with an SoA hoodie on riding a bike.

Jap shit, too. All those hardcore bikers (old, smelly, drug dealing homosexuals) make it mandatory to ride American motorcycles. They call that metric stuff out of Japan and South Korea "jap crap" and "ricers." He can't even LARP his sweaty bear-faggot fantasy properly.

It's a wannabe Harley from japan.

Because an Asian bike is cooler than a Kikecycle

He really is the gift that keeps on giving. Even if Opie, Anthony and Jim were to be wiped form the face of the planet, this dolt would keep this place fueled on his own.

If Netflix ever made a behind-the-scenes dark comedy about the Cumias starting at the Times Square incident and subsequent firing, based off this subreddit's mythologizing, it would be better than just about anything on TV today.

Critics would have to say they liked it because the tranny sex would make it woke.

Don't forget all the black actors.

Damon Wayans as Joseph Cumia

Homing the Clown

no writers around here just a bunch of drawers.

Every single motorcycle rider is a faggot imagine how gay you have to be to idolize a fictional one named Ajax.

I love you Dod

What the hell are you staring at?

A fictionalized one played by a Brit who can barely come close to doing an American accent.

Fucking dork.

What kind of grown fag has a wallet like that?

That would of been cool in the 90s to wear with my jncos

crackle crackle

ew

I have a Cray Research t-shirt and no supercomputer.

People who aren't old nerds think it's the "cray" from "That shit cray!" done in ironic retro sci-fi style.

I'm considering wearing two shirts all the time.

So you’re saying this isn’t the gayest thing someone’s bragged about on the internet?

My uncle Tony does that

Even Big Jay is not gay enough to have one saying that on it

I’m not saying knowing the show makes this any better, but imagine seeing this and thinking it’s cool with no context at all.

He's sixty years old.

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I think owning that wallet may be gayer and more childish than the shirts and hoodies. What adult would have that as their wallet?

You might as well just have a wallet with Spongbob on it.

He really is pathetic. Family of mongoloids

He is such a dickhead.

You don’t get more pathetic than buying merch from a TV show.

You wear a John Cena shirt

The last wwf shirt I owned was Austin 3:16 and I was 13 years old.

60 years old

the writers must have tapped into his core psyche. the bald adult baby mutant demographic.

He actually thinks walking around like that is cool, like a child buying a "Sk8r PUNK" t-shirt at wal-mart.

Ugh, he's like a teenage girl who buys old band t-shirts from Hot Topic because the Misfits logo looks cool.

What an impulse buying faggot.

Imagine being this white trash. Sorry, Tunisian trash.

He's a fiercely gay guy.

Probably thought it was BOC merch

Is it supposed to be crooked?

This may be the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen associated with the O and A universe

Didn't Joe burn all his SoA merch after he was betrayed by his one true love, Ron Perlman?

It was fate that brought them together.

Just an abrstract thought here. Take a moment and be Joe reading all of this tearing down over a stupid wallet. One small detail of many things wrong with him. It's gotta feel amazing to get this much attention.

Fear the Child Raper

As you should be

Wait, you’re 12? Just leave, this is a sad, scary place.

So have you ever even listened to the show?

That wallet was cool before every fag who walked into Spencer's bought one.

Now that's a wallet I'd buy

The last wwf shirt I owned was Austin 3:16 and I was 13 years old.