No one's asking him to stop eating. Just start eating like a human. 3 reasonably sized meals a day. Don't shove garbage down your throat every time you have the slightest pang of hunger, you fucking weak willed glutton.
Jesus Christ, Bobby needs help. He's at that point in his obesity where the fat starts removing unique physical traits. It's just a blob with a familiar voice.
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1 Drumchapel 2018-11-23
Blobby Jelly
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-11-23
The only thing he breaks fast is his chair.
1 decmcg 2018-11-23
Duuuude, you got your flimsy whimsy non steel reinforced chairs dude, you got yourself on your back like a beached whale duuuuude!
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-11-23
I like blobby. But he needs to knock off the shit. Stop eating, selfish. You have a family you dumb asshole, enough already.
1 McGowan9 2018-11-23
No one's asking him to stop eating. Just start eating like a human. 3 reasonably sized meals a day. Don't shove garbage down your throat every time you have the slightest pang of hunger, you fucking weak willed glutton.
1 decmcg 2018-11-23
That approach obviously doesn't work for him. He needs his stomach stapled or his mouth wired shut.
1 JuulSantana 2018-11-23
Good thing he doesn't drink anymore though.
1 GraphOrlock 2018-11-23
(Theme from Schindler's List plays)
I COULDA ATE MORE, DOOD
1 JMueller2012 2018-11-23
Kitchen staff all surround and embrace him
1 DelroyGirlstein 2018-11-23
Nice zippers over the tit pockets, you stupid pig.
1 TheElDan 2018-11-23
That’s like the next level of fatness up from Velcro shoes.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-11-23
~ Otto
1 ShelbyThomasWeems 2018-11-23
Jesus Christ, Bobby needs help. He's at that point in his obesity where the fat starts removing unique physical traits. It's just a blob with a familiar voice.
1 Sithjerky 2018-11-23
Is this fat fuck going to lose weight for his son? He will be dead in 2 years the way he is going
1 daveyistheman 2018-11-23
Good Ole Blobby Jelly
1 LetnigFeceOfBags 2018-11-23
You missed it, blobby, ya big fat pig!
1 notadegenerate1 2018-11-23
I wanna hang Christmas ornaments off him.
1 Theykilledkennedy666 2018-11-23
What an absolute travesty of a human being. It will be a miracle if he doesn’t eat max
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2018-11-23
RIP all of Bobby Kelley's pants without elastic waistbands.
1 semihat 2018-11-23
Bobby is like a man on a mission when he is hungry. I can't believe he would have missed a serving.
1 TheElDan 2018-11-23
That’s like the next level of fatness up from Velcro shoes.