You’re gonna die soon and I’m done caring. I refuse to mourn more than one obese dead comic.

1  2018-11-23 by Joseph_Spud

17 comments

1  bobodid911 2018-11-23

He looks like 60 % of Americans ....no?

1  Superbad415 2018-11-23

No

1  BeigeFrequency 2018-11-23

He's not that fat

1  Air_Rangoon 2018-11-23

Fewer than .01% of Americans are Samoan.

1  PeppyHands 2018-11-23

You mean you didn't mourn ralphie may like the rest of us? lol

1  AnthonysGunFauxPas 2018-11-23

You know what dude they amputate your feet you keep eating pie

1  Anarox 2018-11-23

Jesus this sounds like a love letter

1  trumpisincredible 2018-11-23

You got your green bean casserole, you got your blinky closet homosexual, boom happy thanksgiving

1  Not_Anthwan 2018-11-23

Did he dig out Patrice's head to meka a decoration

1  RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-11-23

howlin brothaman I had the exact same thought ME: we think alike

1  JMueller2012 2018-11-23

Well at least his wrists look strong

1  Three_Finger_Brown 2018-11-23

I cant wait to see this in person this weekend

1  decmcg 2018-11-23

Bobby will die very soon but at least we'll remember him fondly.

Imagine if he got skinny and lost his sense of humour like a lil worm we all know?

1  AlvinItchyCock 2018-11-23

COULD YOU IMAGINE BEING THE CHAIR WITH ALL OF THAT WEIGHT ON YOU!? LOLZ HOPE IT DOESNT BREAK UNDER THE PRESSURE.

1  fuckstartmyheartx 2018-11-23

Why would you mourn him? Hes not funny

1  00110001liar 2018-11-23

Seriously, guess his weight.

Im going with 385.

1  ShitDickFahGet 2018-11-23

355