Some moralistic yet irreverent holiday-themed humor from everyone’s favorite crooked cop/podcast manager.

1  2018-11-22 by pashow84

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Fuck that spaghetti nigger

WTF I love working on thanksgiving now

I hope you slip on a cranberry that fell

I’m glad Keith made the distinction between a cranberry that fell and a cranberry that was purposely put on the floor. Because how else is a cranberry going to be on the floor

In 10 days he gets another tax payer funded welfare check for "working" a few years writing tickets.

Haters gonna hate! In 8 days our checks hit good Sir!

This is remarkably stupid

Needs more words

You see he is speaking directly to his peers as he is also a CEO. What a dolt.

Hey, Welfare Joe borrowed him his Art of the Deal.

Nice loaned, stupid

You see, it’s always funnier to add “and” to any joke and using it multiple times and adding more objects and that’s why it’s funny and clever