I wouldn't want to miss someone deserving by only naming five. I've always been big on Lisa Lampanelli. Once went as her on Halloween when I was a boy.
I was gonna say Dee from Always Sunny, but funny sitcom actors dont count. Arent we talking stand-ups? Then again to be fair most of the stand-up comic dudes (at least the ones getting specials these days) are all shit too.
Women aren't meant to be funny. They get through life with this amazing free pass and the sheer ability to control men with their cunts. Society doesn't need them to be anything other than compliant little cock garages for the superior sex.
You can get some fat or ugly girls that have good senses of humour because they have had to develop it in the absence of a powerful clam but they're still not funny. They can't make us laugh but they can laugh at our jokes which gives them value to us.
Bonnie is not only unfunny but completely oblivious to her role in life which is to sexually satisfy a mentally challenged dwarf with a speech
impediment.
I think Bonnie can be Funny, BUT more often than not she is a Fucking Cunt crying about the Patriarchy. You don't have a Sitcom or Reality Show because you are neither interesting or mentally stable. At least she is better than her Retarded Sister who burned the house down while reading Tarot Cards.
There’s something really creepy about Bonnie. You can tell there is a hurricane of insanity lurking right below the surface, but she and everyone else just ignores it. I’m pretty sure the only reason she is married to Vos is because he is the only guy she could ever feel smarter than and this makes her feel better about how much she hates men and also hates that she is a woman. She seems to have nothing but hatred for rich and despises his stupidity despite occasionally giving off some small impression that she has any good feelings towards him. I’m not sure what I’m saying, but there’s something really creepy about her insanity.
She had the potential to be very funny. She was mean and quick witted, which is a good start, but she always had a bit of a chip on her shoulder and these feminists pounced on it.
There are very funny female comedic actresses, but in general women don't make great stand-up comedians. If you've ever done stand-up; you know how confrontational it inherently is. Women CANNOT handle confrontation, because of the latent threat of physical violence that underlies EVERY confrontation. Men are accustomed to that, because that's what we're raised in and how we inherently are. Plus you need to be able to work alone AND be comfortable in working alone. Which (generally speaking) women arent able to do.
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1 TheDarkFezRises 2018-11-22
Looks like the male lead singer of one of those early 2000s emo bands.
1 johnajapanda 2018-11-22
And she looks like Porsalin.
1 Goose905 2018-11-22
Or Zach Braff
1 LarryKleist711 2018-11-22
Chris Gaines lookin' ass bitch.
1 nomadiqqq 2018-11-22
I've only met 2 funny women in my entire life, so about half have been funny for me.
1 dustinmendel 2018-11-22
That's the unmistakable thousand-yard stare of a mental crazy lady.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-11-22
Makes my winkie hard
1 Deaumont 2018-11-22
You can tell her sister comes by it honestly.
1 Mr4z1 2018-11-22
What are you trying to convey here?
1 Deaumont 2018-11-22
That it makes sense she’s a retard because of how Bonnie looks.
1 MrParkerLongabaugh 2018-11-22
Name 5.
1 DelroyGirlstein 2018-11-22
I wouldn't want to miss someone deserving by only naming five. I've always been big on Lisa Lampanelli. Once went as her on Halloween when I was a boy.
1 John_Gulbunny 2018-11-22
I’ve never found any of their stand up good but they are best in shows, like arrested development or always sunny.
1 F_Gooner 2018-11-22
Joan Rivers
Phyllis Diller
Cloris Leachman
Roseanne
Rose Marie
It was difficult, but old bags are funny
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2018-11-22
I think Melissa McCarthy is pretty funny. Joan Rivers. Carol Burnett. Riseanne was alright.
1 stoplookinggatmeswan 2018-11-22
I was gonna say Dee from Always Sunny, but funny sitcom actors dont count. Arent we talking stand-ups? Then again to be fair most of the stand-up comic dudes (at least the ones getting specials these days) are all shit too.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2018-11-22
*Mary Jean
1 Jungies 2018-11-22
Maria Bamford.
1 Dagidugidai 2018-11-22
Fez Whatley
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2018-11-22
I thought Ellen's 90s specials were pretty good. I swear I'm not gay.
1 ValentinaBillien 2018-11-22
Does Bonnie wax her upper lip?
1 just_a_mean_person 2018-11-22
Not well
1 JimandFred 2018-11-22
seriously, this is the female Opie. Everything is about her and when it isn't she gets angry.
1 ilumty 2018-11-22
my answer use to be amy schumber when she was funny for about 2 years, and then completely lost it
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2018-11-22
your answer used to be amy schumer back when she was a outlet for the jokes that anthony jeselnik didn't think were good enough for his main set
1 decmcg 2018-11-22
Women aren't meant to be funny. They get through life with this amazing free pass and the sheer ability to control men with their cunts. Society doesn't need them to be anything other than compliant little cock garages for the superior sex.
You can get some fat or ugly girls that have good senses of humour because they have had to develop it in the absence of a powerful clam but they're still not funny. They can't make us laugh but they can laugh at our jokes which gives them value to us.
Bonnie is not only unfunny but completely oblivious to her role in life which is to sexually satisfy a mentally challenged dwarf with a speech
impediment.
1 Lemmy46 2018-11-22
“Powerful clam”..... has a nice ring to it.
1 DelroyGirlstein 2018-11-22
Grave-robbing faggit.
1 Sinquiry 2018-11-22
Nice bangs to cover up your ugly eyes stupid.
1 John_Gulbunny 2018-11-22
Nice lack of eyelashes, stupid
1 Ichise-san 2018-11-22
no, theyre not
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-11-22
I don't know, her wearing that cartoonishly awful Man Costume and crying her balls off after completely bombing on stage had me fuhhhhhkin howling.
1 WestStarKinger666 2018-11-22
I think Bonnie can be Funny, BUT more often than not she is a Fucking Cunt crying about the Patriarchy. You don't have a Sitcom or Reality Show because you are neither interesting or mentally stable. At least she is better than her Retarded Sister who burned the house down while reading Tarot Cards.
1 Zombied77 2018-11-22
Illuminati confirmed.
1 BrothamanB5010 2018-11-22
Nice split ends, stupid!
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(Would've murdered at the table at the Cellar).
1 tapetape2 2018-11-22
Wow her skin looks really young here and I guess she developed more of a fashion sense as she aged. Love that crazy wide eyed look. What a sexpot.
1 sanhozay1 2018-11-22
There’s something really creepy about Bonnie. You can tell there is a hurricane of insanity lurking right below the surface, but she and everyone else just ignores it. I’m pretty sure the only reason she is married to Vos is because he is the only guy she could ever feel smarter than and this makes her feel better about how much she hates men and also hates that she is a woman. She seems to have nothing but hatred for rich and despises his stupidity despite occasionally giving off some small impression that she has any good feelings towards him. I’m not sure what I’m saying, but there’s something really creepy about her insanity.
1 bal0rd 2018-11-22
yeah hide that saggy upper eye area.
1 Douchegeyser 2018-11-22
She does have a strange epicanthic fold goin on. Is Bonnie secretly an ethnic?
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-11-22
She had the potential to be very funny. She was mean and quick witted, which is a good start, but she always had a bit of a chip on her shoulder and these feminists pounced on it.
1 TangerineReam 2018-11-22
Not so fast
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2018-11-22
There are very funny female comedic actresses, but in general women don't make great stand-up comedians. If you've ever done stand-up; you know how confrontational it inherently is. Women CANNOT handle confrontation, because of the latent threat of physical violence that underlies EVERY confrontation. Men are accustomed to that, because that's what we're raised in and how we inherently are. Plus you need to be able to work alone AND be comfortable in working alone. Which (generally speaking) women arent able to do.
This is underlined in the talk Peterson had with Pagllia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-hIVnmUdXM&t=103s&frags=pl%2Cwn
1 danTHEdikc 2018-11-22
She looks like she always has to take a shit.
1 stoplookinggatmeswan 2018-11-22
The autistic lady who bags my groceries down the street is funnier than most of these lady comedians I see on the tv
1 fiffy_tiffy 2018-11-22
She looks like the lead singer of the Goo Goo Dolls