My thanksgiving was going to be sad because I cannot travel this year, but this subreddit is the most beautiful thing God ever created.

1  2018-11-22 by lolercakesmcgee

The failed book signing and video of everything that occurred with Brother Joe have made for one of the best holiday gifts a redditard libloser could ever ask for.

Rest In Piss, Anthony.

21 comments

1  ForceFeedNana 2018-11-22

You're a life loser

1  MrParkerLongabaugh 2018-11-22

You should still probably kill yourself just to be sure.

1  BelgiumJimmy 2018-11-22

Buck up, buckeroo!

1  dave_ohhh 2018-11-22

Hi mate

1  JimsJarOfMustard 2018-11-22

What are you wheel chair bound or something?

1  lolercakesmcgee 2018-11-22

Priority parking, brothaman!

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-11-22

You should go on a cruise with the klinghoffer family

1  DianaKurlan55 2018-11-22

This sub is more well-read than /r/books and knows more about history than /r/history. That’s not just an insult to How faggoty the rest of Reddit is, it’s a compliment to us.

1  Themenwithnoname 2018-11-22

Do not try to slip in a gofundme.

1  [deleted] 2018-11-22

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1  TheElDan 2018-11-22

Try to slip in a puddle of AIDS!!!! Toe attachment, Budd Dwyer, etc.

1  1073WAAF 2018-11-22

Hat full of marmalade.

1  DelroyGirlstein 2018-11-22

You got too fat?

1  SuperToes845 2018-11-22

Being on the Do Not Fly List must be a bitch. But what can you do? Such is this post-9/11 world we live in now.

1  KYGGyokusai 2018-11-22

Maybe next time you shouldn't ask the flight attendant to join the Mile High Club, then when rejected, loudly yell "I have a bomb in my shoe!"

1  Mellowcane 2018-11-22

I'm still laughing at "So you're saying 'SPEECH' makes you racist?!?!?"

1  senselessdegenerate 2018-11-22

You could skin a Jew and Joe would argue it’s not racist because you didn’t have the card

1  willfalls2 2018-11-22

Sounds like you have a nice life. Yikes faggot, do us and whatever family who hasn't disowned you a favor and eat a bullet.

1  lolercakesmcgee 2018-11-22

Thanks Jim from 1999.

1  willfalls2 2018-11-22

You are right, I stink.

1  NGJimmy 2018-11-22

I don't even want to go to thanksgiving dinner, I just want to hunt animals in Red Dead. I hope that helps.