he's now a slightly taller version of verne troyer.

I hope this ended with Jake hitting a DDT and stuffing a snake down his throat.

I went to some shitty wrestling event in my town because he was there. He was fucked out of his mind and barely moved for most of his match and at the end of it he DDT'd the female ref to death. She wasn't expecting it and you could see him talking her into it and probably telling her it wouldn't hurt and then everyone could see her head smash into the mat hard as fuck.

Also I'm not a wrestling fan, but I am an unpredictable drug addict fan.

Cool story bro

You're getting to be a real uppity bitch lately. It was a cool story. I got to see a legendary crackhead do harm to a woman.

U ain't shit, abe

That's The Ghost of Mister Vigoda to you, Sheniqua. I am a goddamned pop culture icon and a legend of the stage and screen. I was in Good Burger. A movie made specifically for your people. Have a little fucking respect. Please don't make me ask for my signed photos back. I don't want to have to take that away from you.

'I was in Good Burger.' got a niggas ribs hurtin taday

U ain’t shit, ape

He was telling a personal story and you thought it was acceptable to be facetious. Shame on you and the organism trying to escape your stomach.

Is that what happened

Yes

The DDT is probably the easiest and safest move you can do on someone that has no experience in the ring. When done right, it will always look nasty.

Hi Sam

Fuck off and get me my tendies!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Boxing/comments/9u6s42/tyson_fury_looking_like_a_giant_standing_next_to/

Joe Rogan next to a real fighter not s pretend one

Joe Rogan looks like a pipsqueak, Sweet Jesus. Jake the Snake is just a six foot whatever guy. He wasn't ever billed as a monster or anything or booked off his height and size. This is crazy. Is this PhotoShopped?

Jake Robert's is only 6'5".

Only

Seriously....6'5 is fucking TALL

A throwback to the good old days when you could book midget wrestlers against regular people as comic relief and no one got pissy about it.

midget wrestling, I miss you most of all

Do Joe and The Worm shop at the same clothing stores?

First full Joe Rogan Podcast I've listened to in over a year.. it was really good.. Jake is hilarious and was calling Tony hincecliffe and Jamie out for being faggy twinks throughout https://youtu.be/9DxeMowxDTU

For a guy who slurps up enough of it he'd be a little more stout

Seriously, just like those cheap costume tattoo sleeves. What a shitshow his tattoos are.

Not to mention he seemed to have all of them done over the course of like a month. One day Joe Rogan had no tattoos, the next he has two gay, colorful full sleeves.

It's hilarious how old wwf guys talk about their time in the ring like they were real fights. Talm bout "we was in Biloxi and Duggan was justa whipping the shit outta me"

Back in the day the wrestlers actually had to be tough enough to kick a layman's ass if it came to it. And since they were all alcoholic coke addicts it came to it often, so most of them were legitimate tough guys. Now wrestling is a bunch of 5'6 guys and cheerleaders copying moves they saw in anime.

Shut up you fuckin faggot

Jake talks about having a compound fracture so bad it was sticking out of his arm. He finished the match anyway, and the injury was so gruesome his opponent puked on him.

"Hey Rogan, hold me and your daughters popcorn, we're going to go on this kiddie roller coaster. You could go with us, but you're not tall enough. Don't worry, bro, I won't finger her." - A Homeless Black Guy

Okay.....this has to be fuckin shopped.

He looks like a bobblehead of Verne Troyer

i went to jake the snakes show. he was funny.

His life show is amazing and he does an absolutely impeccable Macho Man impression.

I tbought this was Chuck Wepner for a second

Jake the Snake was only like 6’4” in his prime, so Rogan really is a pocket-sized man.

Jake the snake is 5'6

Lol what? Rogan looks like he is a 14 year old string bean. Hes framed up on the show to look like a hulking beast eating raw elk and jerking off onto apes and stuff.

My grandma could whoop his ass

What a nice picture of a father with his infant son

half man

Nice children shoes,stupids.