Who you callin ugly???

Just lob that thing off already

Nice "lop," stupid.

Maybe he wants to play tennis with it.

I got hacked

Am I the only one here who wouldn't mind taking /u/sams_seed on a nice date to the theater and giving her a peck on the cheek?

Yes. She is unlovable. She's the kind of girl you drunkenly bring back to your dorm room after a party because you think anyone is better than jerking off. You immediately realize afterwards that you would've actually rather just rubbed one out. Then you have her sneak out the window the next morning so your friends don't see her.

Poetry.

An 8th floor window I hope?

No because then everyone would find out you were with her. She'll be dead from a quarrel with a baby daddy in about 2 years anyway.

Her savage instincts would mischaracterize you as weak, so she would keep you on the side to get free shit from, and fuck some jobless mandingo behind your back

I don't know. You guys are really missing out here. She is totally smooch-able.

I could see this as a possibility. Or lure you to some rural area so her and the mandingo guy can rob you at gunpoint and most likely leave you for dead in your own trunk.

get free shit from

Jokes on her, I don't have anything

So, what exactly is going on here?

Don’t our taxes pay for your healthcare? You get this checked out, or are you worried they are going to plan some kind of gangstalking tracking device in it?

It’s cosmetic. The “gummint” won’t pay.

And to think that my premiums have literally tripled, close to quadrupled, in the last three years. Shame.

Shut up you ugly cunt, you've more than overstayed your lack of welcome.

Nice book signing, stupid

Ant calm down. It's over faggor, you're done🖕🏿.

Nice faggot, faggot.

faggor

Shut up, slut, and take our cum

I could go for some Pierogis.

A pierogis full of cottage cheese.

twatto....mulatto......i got nuffin.

"Multwatto"?

Kill it with fire.

When is that little Xenomorph gonna pop out anyway?

I feel like if I poked it with a needle a million baby spiders would come out.

Jesus give us tweakers a trigger warning

Missionary is out of the question.

“Quaid, start the reactor.”

Dune... Arrakis... Desert Planet

Nsfw please for this putrid gas bubble

I want to cut it out with a sharpened rusty spoon.

Really who the fuck is this and is anyone even saying anything? It's disgusting and no-one wants to see your deformed belly button you insecure whale. I bet all the redditors are all 'you go girl!' fucking faggots

She looks like she stinks of shit.

"Wanna suck it"

I don't know. You guys are really missing out here. She is totally smooch-able.

I could see this as a possibility. Or lure you to some rural area so her and the mandingo guy can rob you at gunpoint and most likely leave you for dead in your own trunk.

get free shit from

Jokes on her, I don't have anything