Father of 0

1  2018-11-21 by YouAintGotToLieCraig

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I wonder what he's thankful for this year.

No one nose.

The swift hand of the American judicial system

“Here’s father of zero... now just plain zero!”

He sent his only son to join the Airborne.

His service lasted about as long as Joe’s

Did we ever find out the cause of the Frankenstein nose?

Dr. Steve didn't see the pic but based on the description he thought it might be a port wine stain after an operation to correct it.

The skin looks like a port wine stain, but the operation probably involved a flogging with a telescoping baton because his nose is crooked and one nostril is like twice the size of the other.

drugs.

Reminder that his son was accidentally killed in a C_A-orchestrated assassination attempt on Kuhn's life.

Hood Frankenstein monster

thats the look of a man with no regrets

How am I at home playing with my penis and this hideous monster was actually able to convinc a (unwise) whore to produce his offspring?