Being a prop comic gets attention from women, because they're retards. They aren't attracted to them, but begging for attention is all some guys can get.
He got a decent level of fame and a pile of money so he would have. Funny how even a relatively simple act with a bit of natural talent and some effort works, but late night edging, a fake persona, and being an ungrateful little cunt doesn't work out. Not that I'm referring to anyone in particular of course.
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1 dropngo 2018-11-21
Too bad he couldn't find a pinball machine to re-enact "The Accused".
1 literalotherkin 2018-11-21
That's genuinely funny. Well played sir.
1 rawdio 2018-11-21
What kind of establishment is this where you can shower with pets? Not in my Panera. No way.
1 itsnotpiss 2018-11-21
Being a prop comic gets attention from women, because they're retards. They aren't attracted to them, but begging for attention is all some guys can get.
1 literalotherkin 2018-11-21
I hope Carrot Top at least got a lot of pussy for all of his cheap chicanery.
1 itsnotpiss 2018-11-21
He got a decent level of fame and a pile of money so he would have. Funny how even a relatively simple act with a bit of natural talent and some effort works, but late night edging, a fake persona, and being an ungrateful little cunt doesn't work out. Not that I'm referring to anyone in particular of course.
1 literalotherkin 2018-11-21
Carrot Top > Norton
1 decmcg 2018-11-21
This is the kind of shit you might do in private if you were drunk or trying to make your sister laugh so you could fuck her.
1 literalotherkin 2018-11-21
People are doing bad imgur bits so they can fuck their sisters? Wow. I live such a sheltered existence.
1 decmcg 2018-11-21
People will do almost anything to fuck their sisters, sir. This is 2018 after all.
1 ChippySez 2018-11-21
Great times we're in.
1 JimsJarOfMustard 2018-11-21
And they're not even good movies, that he's reenacting.
1 SirSodomy 2018-11-21
Only good thing about that horse shit is the dog. Poor thing is probably being sexually abused by that fucking queer.
1 Jungies 2018-11-21
There's probably a whole bunch of "Nine Songs" photos he hasn't shown his boss.
1 andysixxjpg 2018-11-21
I hope faces of death is up next
1 Jungies 2018-11-21
There's probably a whole bunch of "Nine Songs" photos he hasn't shown his boss.