New photo from last night's signing

1  2018-11-20 by MrParkerLongabaugh

29 comments

He looks so tired and weathered.

He aged way faster than Opie and Jim. I guess alcohol and prescription drugs abuse and a sedentary lifestyle and tranny cum really aren't good for you.

This might not be obvious if you're in your 20s but at his age it's a fast track to ugly, puffy-faced, wrinkled, fatdom.

Tranny cum in moderation, I always say

not enough sharpies

He has them.

Elsewhere.

Are you inferring they're up his keister?

You'd be amazed the stuff he keeps up there.

Jimmy's hard drive is nestled in there too, I bet

“....noooo...”

"IN MINE HINEY?!"

Goddammit I came here to post this exact comment. Good on you, sir.

Fuck off

Lol DAE Narwhal?

Sometimes I don't appreciate just how grotesque an old weather-beaten pockmarked face is on the skinntfat body of a malnourished 12 year old shut in and then I see a picture like this and am overcome by a fresh wave of disgust. I hope that whatever coping mechanism I have that blocks this shit out will kick in soon.

niceme.me

Op is the fucking man Great work, sir.

That's exactly where he's headed, to the burning flames of Pernition!"

More like the one where the kid chocks the stick into his bicycle spokes

The state of the sub would really blow our minds just a mere couple years ago.

Lol if you told me I wouldn’t believe it.

At least it wasn't all of us just being weirdos and psychos. His $5k revenge for having his feelings hurt was like baiting bears while wearing a suit made of steaks.

I get vandalising a funeral home guestbook page is pretty awful but he alientated all of his fans for 2-3 dudes who couldn't help themselves but make references to Sue.

It wasn't vandalized. Nothing on there was in poor taste.

Nigga the Dani and Sue lightning sagas had already taken place by then, how shocking could this be?

Yeah but organizing an antifa protest of his event to which nobody came but Bobo, that would sound weird

Too much alcohol makes you look like shit. Just like this ghoul. It dries you up from the inside out.

No one wants to buy your book, stupid.

He could draw a bucket of water with his sharpies.

Children's section: The Berenstain Bores