he had moms of children at an expensive island you could only get to by boat. glad you brought that up, thats what i want to listen to. five upvotes people are fucking stupid.
More friends show up to hang with Opie when he's podcasting from bars in his neighborhood. Make fun of the audio quality all you want, but the guy actually has people who don't have to be bribed to be happy to see him.
Ant can't even get more than a couple paid sycophants to bother outside of his family.
you can feel the lack of enthusiasm behind the opie love bit just withered and flickering.
your strength this whole time was not the bit, but the legion of 10-15 internet fucktards that pumped life into the bit, defended it, caretook for it and carried it foreward.
the opie love bit was just an exercise in holding hands with internet strangers and feeling like youre part of something.
meanwhile what ive been saying the whole time WHO GIVES A SHIT IF ITS NOT FUNNY.
My favorite part about all of this is that he probably used the subscriber count of this subreddit as proof that he had an audience ready to buy his little pamphlet.
He'll have cases of books sitting in his movie theater for decades.
31 comments
1 Im_SuckIt 2018-11-20
At least Opie had MILFs show up at one of his little meet-ups.
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-11-20
he had moms of children at an expensive island you could only get to by boat. glad you brought that up, thats what i want to listen to. five upvotes people are fucking stupid.
1 Im_SuckIt 2018-11-20
8 upvotes now. Nice try with the hate tho.
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-11-20
fucking ewww with your batch of ready-made opieisms. youtuber.
1 kikey-nose 2018-11-20
Redditor
1 Mr4z1 2018-11-20
52 upvotes. Lol.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-11-20
an island you have to reach by boat???? now i've heard everything
1 late_50s_why 2018-11-20
I want to go to the boat island
1 dreadnaught2010 2018-11-20
I wanna see the laughing Opie movie.
1 Shoryue 2018-11-20
Moms? Island? Boats? This Opie guy sounds like a class act
1 Douchegeyser 2018-11-20
This would fit well in that multi panel Vince mcmahaon meme. Or that gif too.
1 notadegenerate1 2018-11-20
Lonely Virgil. You only need to change the banner to a green screen.
1 MrParkerLongabaugh 2018-11-20
More friends show up to hang with Opie when he's podcasting from bars in his neighborhood. Make fun of the audio quality all you want, but the guy actually has people who don't have to be bribed to be happy to see him.
Ant can't even get more than a couple paid sycophants to bother outside of his family.
1 KilledKuhn 2018-11-20
doesn't he take care of his guys?
1 PierligBouloven 2018-11-20
He does because he wants to be fair, not because he has to. Those people would lose an arm in order to spend one hour with their hero
1 BrothamanB5010 2018-11-20
Yes? Because he didn't want a co-host and used that money to pay his friends instead.
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-11-20
you can feel the lack of enthusiasm behind the opie love bit just withered and flickering.
your strength this whole time was not the bit, but the legion of 10-15 internet fucktards that pumped life into the bit, defended it, caretook for it and carried it foreward.
the opie love bit was just an exercise in holding hands with internet strangers and feeling like youre part of something.
meanwhile what ive been saying the whole time WHO GIVES A SHIT IF ITS NOT FUNNY.
1 DelroyGirlstein 2018-11-20
Ha-ha, you care too much.
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-11-20
i care the right amount.
1 BrothamanB5010 2018-11-20
Haha, faggot.
1 take_the_bus_sammy 2018-11-20
You mean pay "for" friends I believe.
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If there were no scoots Sherrod and Vic wouldn't come withing five miles of Opie.
1 SuperToes845 2018-11-20
"I was howling!"
1 rahtin 2018-11-20
My favorite part about all of this is that he probably used the subscriber count of this subreddit as proof that he had an audience ready to buy his little pamphlet.
He'll have cases of books sitting in his movie theater for decades.
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-11-20
like the ending of citizen kane
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-11-20
hahahaha fuck your dumb bit. no heat! sad.
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-11-20
lol weak downvote numbers. month ago id get charred at -20.
1 kikey-nose 2018-11-20
Brothaman posting is eroding your mind. Hahaha
1 Ichise-san 2018-11-20
this man is raising someone elses retarded children
1 Colinfagerty 2018-11-20
I wish Gregg wasn't above such content.
1 tj_for_prez76 2018-11-20
Has Opie ever been funny? Him with no Anthony is just awful
1 sprimusp 2018-11-20
Certified DILF. Look at those luscious breasts.